Friday, May 26, 2006

Emphatic Reporting

Reading my paper this morning, my eye was stopped by the caption on the photo accompanying this story. The online site has a longer, more detailed caption, but here's what my local paper wrote:

The only surviving member of a family of eight ravaged by bird flu being fed by his wife Thursday.

Now, what I want to know is: does his wife not count as a member of his family, or is she a zombie? If the bird flu turns its victims into zombies, I think we'd all like to know. (Especially if they have nursing skills.)

1 comment:

Steve said...

Maybe they got married since his prior family members died?

Presuming he's the heir, he might be quite a catch.

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