Friday, May 16, 2008

Quote of the Week

"Last week, [Sean] Avery made agitator history, in the third game of the Rangers' best-of-seven first-round playoff series against the New Jersey Devils, by inventing a new idiot technique. During a Rangers power play, he positioned himself in front of the Devils' goalie, Martin Brodeur, to block his view of the puck -- a standard technique known as a screen. Avery, however, turned to face Brodeur, and, ignoring the play, began waving his arms and his stick in Brodeur's face....Goal.....The next day, amid Pan-Canadian outrage, the N.H.L. issued a decree, informally known as the Sean Avery Rule, or the Nitwit Rule: no more doing that, whatever it was. The innovation, like midget batsmen and airplane shoe-bombing, would prove to be short-lived."
- Nick Paumgarten, "Puckhead," p.23 in the 4/28/08 New Yorker

5 comments:

RobB said...

Interesting quote, Andrew. I was watching that game and wanted to reach through the TV and batter Avery about the head with a large iron skillet.

Brad Holden said...

Midget batsmen?

Andrew Wheeler said...

Brad: See Eddie Gaedel.

Anonymous said...

Midget batsmen?

If memory serves, the brainchild of Bill Vreek. IMfurtherS, the batter was actually a dwarf and his career ended the day after he first played in the majors.

Brad Holden said...

Alright, that makes the antics of Sean Avery seem, um, mild.

Those are words I never thought I would write.

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