But there is another Ted running for president in 2016. A Ted of the Internet, of '80s nostalgia, of staring out the window and trying to remember what job he has, of all of the fallibility and looniness available.
A better Ted. A nicer Ted. A Ted we can all get behind and ask, "what was the deal with Jem and the Holograms, anyway?"
All he needs now is your vote.
(I was trying to grab just one of these, but apparently the whole thing is one image.)