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Sunday, November 11, 2007

The World's Worst Pickup Line

Turkish man: Miss, you are so lovely. Can I buy you a drink?
Girl: Uh, sure.
Turkish man: You are so beautiful, I would suck on your father's dick just to taste where you came from.
Girl: Uh... Thanks for the drink [leaves].

--Crash Mansion, 199 Bowery

Overheard by: The Riddler

via Overheard in New York, Nov 10, 2007

The Antick Musings of G.B.H. Hornswoggler, Gent.

Sunday, November 11, 2007

The World's Worst Pickup Line

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