The Mountain Goats Song That's Stuck in My Head Today

I'm actually in a pretty cheery mood -- for me, anyway -- but this is what I've been humming for the last half hour:

I'm going to bribe the officials.
I'm going to kill all the judges.
It's going to take you people years to recover from all of the damage.

Our mother has been absent ever since we founded Rome.
But there's going to be a party when the wolf comes home.

"Up the Wolves," from The Sunset Tree