Inspired by a walk into town this afternoon:
the world desperately needs a topless tapas bar.
Just try to say that out loud without smiling -- I dare you!
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- Andrew Wheeler was Senior Editor of the Science Fiction Book Club and then moved into marketing. He currently works for Thomson Reuters as Manager, Content Marketing, focused on SaaS products to credentialed corporate professionals. He was a judge for the 2005 World Fantasy Awards and the 2008 Eisner Awards. He also reviewed a book a day multiple times. He lives with The Wife and two mostly tame sons (Thing One, born 1998; and Thing Two, born 2000) in suburban New Jersey. He has been known to drive a minivan, and nearly all of his writings are best read in a tone of bemused sarcasm. Antick Musings’s manifesto is here. All opinions expressed here are entirely those of Andrew Wheeler, and no one else. There are many Andrew Wheelers in the world; this may not be the one you expect.
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1 comment:
This reminds me of a very odd conversation I had with my mom about a date I took my now wife on.
I am so dumb, it took me three comments to figure out Wiley was a proper noun, and not a description.
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