Monday, August 25, 2025

Better Things: Twin Cadillac Valentine

"Better Things" is a series of weekly posts, each about one song I really love, by an artist I haven't featured in the previous This Year or Portions For Foxes series. See the introduction for more.

This is one of the greatest driving songs I know, by a band I loved for their three records but think has been completely forgotten in the thirty years since.

And that paragraph actually refers two different songs by the Screaming Blue Messiahs. I originally wrote this post about one of them, and now I'm going back to switch it to the other one.

So you may like Big Brother Muscle better - I almost did. If I was less committed to the one-song-a-week thing, I'd list them both here.

The Screaming Blue Messiahs came out of nowhere - as I understand it, they were all British, all veterans of multiple bands that sort-of or almost made it, all middle-aged in 1986 when their first record Gun Shy came out. The best song on Gun Shy is Twin Cadillac Valentine, and I'm going back, about a week after originally "finalizing" this post, to write about that song.

It's a song about cars, about driving, snarled over a driving beat, staring out with a unique chiming noise, as if to tell you these guys have arrived. The Messiahs were a power trio, and that power comes out really starkly here.

Well you could be driving two Cadillacs at the same time
And one's going 45 and one's going 99

It's near-apocalyptic in the middle, ominous and unsettling - almost random lines and images. What does it all mean? Is it telling a specific story? Forget all that.

What do you do: get in the car

This is a loud, insistent, jangling rock song, setting off at top speed and lighting out for the territory. Punch the gas and go along with it.

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