Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Happy Pointless Instant in the Earth's Orbit Day

It's New Year's Eve, which is about the silliest holiday imaginable, but have fun if you happen to be out celebrating. (And if you're both out celebrating and reading the Internet, something is really wrong with you.)

I also wanted to mention that, as usual, I really feel for my wife and all stay-at-home parents whenever I have vacation time that corresponds with vacations for my kids. For instance, today was the first day in nearly a week when I wasn't setting off on some project, and I thought I'd be able to get caught up on my blogging, maybe even write a review for ComicMix (they probably think I fell off the edge of the Earth, by this point), and so on.

Uh-uh. Nothing doing. I had a couple of errands with the boys in the morning (through what looked at that point like a major snowstorm, but fizzled later) -- off to drop off a Cub Scout shirt for sewing, and then some grocery shopping, but then the day would be free! Well, then I had to get them lunch. And then somehow I was playing LEGO Batman with Thing 2, and then I had to start getting dinner ready, and before I knew it the sun was down.

That's almost twelve hours just gone -- I did shovel some snow, and do dishes, and various other household stuff...but I didn't even get to the laundry. I make a lousy housewife, I'll tell you that.

I've been on vacation for most of two weeks, and have very little to show for it -- I don't even feel as rested as I think I should. At this rate, I'll be happy to get back to work on Monday, so I can Get Things Done. (Maybe that's the point of vacations...)

Incoming Books: 30 December

Yesterday, as the end of a string of busy days -- Monday I went with my brother to his apartment in Brooklyn to do some pre-move packing and dispersing; Sunday was Xmas #5 up with my extended family in Albany, NY; Saturday was a trip into NYC to the Ripley's Believe It Or Not please-let's-not-call-it-a-museum in honor of Thing 2's eighth birthday that day; Friday was something else I've forgotten; and Thursday was the annual Day of Three Christmases -- I took Thing 1 off to my nominal favorite bookstore, the Montclair Book Center.

(I say "nominal," because their new stock is looking a bit thin this season -- cutting back is probably a great strategy in this market, and I want to see them stick around another few decades, but it does make poking through the store somewhat less exciting. But they're happy to do special orders, as I know because they're in the middle of processing a big one for me.)

Thing 1 got Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, and we picked up Ripley's Believe It or Not: The Remarkable...Revealed for Thing 2 (who was with The Wife, handing the other half of the day's appointments).

And, for myself, I found:

Christopher Buckley's Supreme Courtship -- I've been reading his books for a couple of decades now, and we seem to be much the same kind of Republican, which warms what few cockles my heart has. This is another humorous novel about politics -- it's probably not as good as his sublime Thank You for Smoking, but what is?

Two more of the recent Penguin repackagings of Ian Fleming's James Bond novels: Doctor No and For Your Eyes Only. I'm toying with the idea of gathering the set and then reading them all straight through (something like my Loren Estleman binge in 2007).

Another Stewart O'Nan novel, The Night Country, because I was so impressed by The Speed Queen and Last Night at the Lobster (I was just thinking about Lobster recently, actually, when The Wife and I had an early lunch at a Red Lobster on the boys' last full day of school) -- and even though I already have O'Nan's A Prayer for the Dying on the to-be-read shelf.

Lemony Snicket's The Lump of Coal, a holiday tale that I read this afternoon. (It didn't take long.)

And State by State, a collection of essays about each of the fifty states by a wide variety of distinguished contributors, all edited by Matt Weiland and Sean Wilsey. It's the kind of book I think I want to read, even though I secretly suspect it will still be sitting on my shelf, uncracked, five years from now. We all need books like that, though: books for every plausible person we might be in the near future.

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Pratchett Is Knighted

(I decided that the title I was going to use -- Sir Terry of Discworld -- was so obvious that at least a dozen blogs would be using it.)

Terry Pratchett, beloved author and all that, has been knighted for "service to literature" in the Queen's New Year's Honors list.

Congratulations to Terry, though I do hope he doesn't rush off to slay any dragons.

Monday, December 29, 2008

Here Comes Everybody by Clay Shirky

This is another book that's already gone back to the library, so I'll be brief and nonspecific.

Here Comes Everybody is from the school of nonfiction books -- popularized most obviously in recent years by Malcolm Gladwell -- that take one particular idea and explain how that idea Changes Everything. (Variations include How This Changed Everything, How This Will Change Everything, and Why You Didn't Notice That Everything Changed, You Silly Person You.) Shirky's idea is social networking, and he generally argues here that it's in the process of Changing Everything, with the usual consequences (vastly easier and quicker formation of groups, leading to vastly more groups of every imaginable kind, the death of the old-fashioned expert and the death of pretty much every knowledge-based profession everywhere in the world).

Well, there is one profession that apparently will continue: that of being a consultant to various organizations on the subject of social networking. Oddly enough, this is the work Shirky himself does. I shouldn't be too snarky: that kind of consultancy only lasts as long as an idea is new and not well-understood. So it's a job just for today, not for a long time -- in much the same way that Shirky declares that my job and yours will also be crowd-sourced, sooner or later.

(Shirky is relentlessly positive, but the same facts and tendencies could easily be spun as a horrible dystopia -- that people will just stop listening to experts of every kind, that only the loudest, most strident voices on any subject will be heard, and that pressure groups of every stripe will be able to spring up instantly and do nearly whatever they want. And, of course, that all work involving thought and discrimination will be done by masses of whoever has the most time and interest -- a world ruled by Wikipedia editors.)

Here Comes Everybody is a major book on the way things are changing now, even though I expect Shirky's farther-out projections will never happen. (The whole point of "If This Goes On..." extrapolations is that things never just go on -- they change and mutate and merge with their counter-forces.) Shirky is a pleasant guide through this world, even if he does act a bit too much as a cheerleader for my liking.

Reviewing the Mail: Week of 12/27

For a week with a major holiday in it, last week saw a surprising amount of books arrive in my mail. And, as always, I post on Monday mornings about what came in the week before, to cover books that I might not get to review. Here's what I saw last week:

To lead off this week, there's a new edition of Jo Walton's unique novel Tooth and Claw -- and you'll note that I don't call things "unique" all that often, but this really is. Tooth and Claw is very much like a Victorian novel, like a novel by Anthony Trollope, to be more precise, except that the complicated unwritten strictures of that society are here transformed into the actual physical requirements of the characters...who are all dragons. It's quite odd, and utterly satisfying -- Tooth and Claw won the World Fantasy Award when it was originally published in hardcover in 2003, and almost immediately fell out of print. (Since the WFA, sadly, is not one of the awards that cause the recipient to immediately be the center of a shower of gold and accolades.) But it's back now, in a very classy trade paperback hitting stores January 6th -- so you have another chance to try one of the least likely novels you'll ever hear about.

From Aurora Publishing, I got one book each from their three main lines -- The Manzai Comics, Vol. 1 by Atsuko Asano and Hizuru Imai, from the flagship Aurora imprint. It's the story of a comedy duo in contemporary Japan -- from what I understand, the standard in Japan isn't a single standup comedian, but a Burns-and-Allen (or Abbot-and-Costello, or Laurel-and-Hardy, etc.) style duo act. It looks like our hero is the younger, smaller, less confident member of the duo, who just wants to be an "ordinary person" -- Japanese protagonists are obsessed with not standing out in any way from anyone, whatsoever -- but will, of course, be dragged against his will into the act. Manzai Comics is the first of what may end up being a long series, and it's in stores January 15th.

From Aurora's Deux imprint comes Take Me To Heaven by Nase Yamato, a yaoi tale of love between two highschool boys, driven together by the ghosts and spirits that torment one of them. Sounds...um, different. This will also be in stores January 15th.

And from Aurora's Luv Luv imprint, I saw Make More Love & Peace by Takane Yonetani, the sequel to Make Love & Peace (which I reviewed a few months ago for ComicMix). It's the further adventures exploits of college student Ayame and her police-detective boyfriend Koichi, with lots of sex and probably a fair bit of woman-in-danger. It will also be available January 15th.

The third book in Osamu Tezuka's manga series Black Jack is coming to American shelves on January 20th. It's the story of an outlaw doctor who charges outrageous fees but can cure anything, it's reportedly Tezuka's most popular series among Japanese adults, and I reviewed the first two books for ComicMix, if you want to know more.

The Vampire Agent, by Patricia Rosemoor & Marc Paoletti, is the second in a new contemporary fantasy series (after The Last Vampire) by a paranormal romance writer and an ex-pyrotechnician/advertising copywriter. It looks more military and gritty than most of the books in this subgenre, for those looking for more high-powered weaponry to face off against their vampires. And it's hitting bookstores tomorrow.

One of the more surprising packages arrived this week from the Philippines -- it contained several works of SFF and comics from that country, all in English, and all things I'd never heard of before. It might not be a small world, precisely, but it's getting easier and easier to find out about things from the other end of the world.

First up is The Kite of Stars and Other Stories by Dean Francis Alfar, published by an outfit called Anvil in a paperback second edition in 2008. It's his first collection, with sixteen stories originally appearing in Philippine venues that I don't recognize and in places like Strange Horizons. It doesn't seem to be immediately available in the USA, but it could be ordered directly from the publisher.

Also by Alfar is the novel Salamanca published in 2006 by Ateneo de Manila University Press, which I suspect could be labeled magic realist without offending too many sensibilities.

And then there's Philippine Speculative Fiction III, which was edited by Dean Francis Alfar & Nikki Alfar. This is copyright 2007, and was published by Kestrel IMC. It collects twenty-one stories by writers you've probably never heard of -- not that this is a bad thing -- stories of horror, fantasy, SF, and similar things from Philippine writers and parts even further away.

Still poking through the box from the Philippines -- this stuff is fascinating! -- I find the four issues of a comics series called Elmer by Gerry Alanguilan. It seems to be about a talking chicken, but it doesn't look silly -- the art is particularly precise and matter-of-fact.

Also in comics form are two collections of local supernatural detective stories (or do I mean urban fantasy?) -- Trese: Murder on Balete Drive and Trese: Unreported Murders. They're by Budjette Tan and KaJo Baldisimo, and look dark and enticing. There's a blog dedicated to the series, but it doesn't look like the books are easy to buy on this side of the Pacific.

And last from the Philippine box is a graphic novel, Martial Law Babies by Arnold Arre. It's a big fat thing, nearly 300 pages, and looks to be the kind of book that's both a story about particular people and at the same time the story of a generation.

Back to books published on this continent, there's A World of Letters by Nicholas A. Basbanes, a history of the first hundred years of the Yale University Press (up to this year). And that's already the first thing I've learned from this book -- I wouldn't have thought that Yale UP was that young, since the university itself was founded in 1701. I've read a couple of Basbanes's books about books and collectors eagerly, and I do have an interest in how publishing houses operate, so this looks to be right up my alley. It was published in October -- by the Yale University Press, of course.

The best title I've seen in quite a while is The Mystic Arts of Erasing All Signs of Death, the new novel by Charlie Huston. Huston's the author of the Joe Pitt novels -- starting with Already Dead, tales of a very noirish vampire in contemporary vampire-gang-ridden Manhattan -- as well as other mysteries and, currently, the Moon Knight comics series. This is either a standalone or the first novel in a series -- it's quite possible that only time will tell which, too -- about a man who gets a job working as a death-scene cleaner. Web Goodhue is one of the guys who come in after the CSI team took their samples and ran back to their labs, after the insurance adjustors agreed to pay -- one of the guys who has to get two quarts of blood out of deep pile on an average working day. From what I've read of Huston's work, I'm pretty sure he's one of the very few writers who could pull that off. And the cover is bright yellow -- who can resist that? Mystical Arts is being published by Ballantine on January 13th.

And last for this week is the new Walter Jon Williams novel, This Is Not a Game. It's an extremely near-future SF novel set in the world of Alternate Reality Games -- the subtitle on the bound galley is "A Novel of Greed, Betrayal, and Social Networking." Williams is a fantastic writer who has never gotten the widespread success his books -- from Aristoi to Metropolitan to Days of Atonement -- deserved, so I hope this big book will finally put him over the top. It's coming from Orbit (US) in March as a hardcover, and I hope it will be one of the major books of 2009.

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Tone Deaf

I do think that Borders will survive, but sometimes I do have to wonder if they really know what they're doing.

This morning, in my e-mail, I saw the header "Borders Closing, 40% Off Clearance Sale." It seemed awfully soon -- I thought they had more cash on hand than that -- but many retailers do go belly-up after the Christmas season, and this year was horrible at retail.

But then I opened the message, to see that Borders is closing one store -- and they decided to tell me, in New Jersey, that they're closing the store at 4750 Natomas Blvd. in Sacramento, California. Just in case I want to drop by for some deals, I guess.

A company that sends an e-mail to the entire country about one store closing, with a title that could be very easily misconstrued, is a company with some serious problems. Borders, I want you to succeed, but you'll have to do better than this.

Saturday, December 27, 2008

A Week of ComicMix

I only managed to get two posts up at ComicMix this week -- despite being on vacation all week, and only partly explained by the holidays. But these were they:

On Tuesday, I reviewed two books by Scott Morse -- Notes Over Yonder and Tiger!Tiger!Tiger!

And then yesterday, I had my usual Manga Friday column, covering Tomoko Noguchi's Object of Desire, Est Em's Red Blinds the Foolish, and Kazuto Okada's Sundome, Vol. 4.

More Information Than You Require by John Hodgman

This is the "sequel" to Hodgman's unexpectedly successful -- that phrase also applies to nearly everything Hodgman has done for the last two years, and good for him -- book The Areas of My Expertise (which I read a little over two years ago). In best commercial-publishing fashion, More Information Than You Require is not just a sequel; it's immediately the middle book of a trilogy, with That Is All to follow sometime in the indefinite future.

Hodgman appreciates his status -- as an occasional commentator on the Daily Show and as "the PC" in those ubiquitous, oddly-not-annoying-yet Apple commercials -- and that status is well-reflected in this book. (Right on the cover, he calls himself "a famous minor television personality," showing that not only does he get the joke, he's the one making the joke.)

I found More Information to be funnier and more entertaining than Areas was; it's full of little bits and pieces which are all a lot of fun separately and, cumulatively, just kept dragging me forward through the book. (Areas, on the other hand, I found mostly funny but had no trouble putting down -- More was the kind of book where I kept wanting to read just one more bit.)

I had to send More back to the library some time ago -- a fact which will make Hodgman hate me, if he deigns to note my existence, since he explicitly disdains libraries in More in a wonderfully humorous attempt to guilt all of his readers into buying their own copies -- so I can't quote chapter and verse, or even list the funniest bit from it. But it is a lot of fun, and I expect I'll buy it once it's available in trade paperback.

Friday, December 26, 2008

Three Old Books of Cartoons

I've been very lackadaisical about my movie & book reviews since the big family vacation back in early November -- I guess once I got off the bicycle, it was twice as hard to get back on it. (And, so far, being on vacation hasn't been helping, either.) This post, for example, was started a good month ago and left abandoned when I discovered that none of these three books had pre-existing cover scans on the Internet I could use. But this time I'll push to the end...I hope.

While I was in Charleston, I found my way into a nice used-books shop -- let's see if they're on the Internet...of course! Blue Bicycle Books -- and bought a small stack of things. I forgot to do an "Incoming Books" post as soon as I did -- unaccountably, since I'm usually so compulsive. And now I've come back home and those books have slipped off into the to-be-read piles.

But I can write about the three books of cartoons I read while I was still in Charleston (mostly while sitting in a not-heavily-trafficked booth during the Blackbaud Conference for Nonprofits). And why not? They're all old, and they're all cartoons, and that's enough for a connection.

They're all long out of print, without easily accessible covers online, but let's see if I can scan them for you.

What About Me?
by Edward Koren -- Koren was one of the quintessential, maybe the quintessential, New Yorker cartoonist of the '70s and early '80s, with his shaggy, hairy nonspecific creatures (and almost equally hairy and shaggy humans) talking about their feelings and relationships in High Self-Actualization. Like all artists who are so thoroughly of one era, it's a bit jarring to realize that he's still around -- a quick Google showed that he won a major art award in his native Vermont just last year, and that he's illustrated some children's books recently.

What About Me? is from 1989, collecting Koren's cartoons from the mid-to-late eighties -- that is, just as his work was beginning to seem slightly out-of-date instead of incisive. The shagginess of his characters wasn't the problem -- it was the shagginess of their thoughts. As the world changed, bit by bit, year by year, it stopped being an Edward Koren world and became a Bruce Eric Kaplan world. And, suddenly, all of those Koren characters saying things like "Is there someone here who is sensitive to the banking needs of women?" or "Daddy has to clear his head for a few minutes before he can deal with 'Babar'" -- both examples from this book -- looked creaky and old-fashioned. Koren's work isn't always all that touchy-feely, but he was always one of the mushier New Yorker cartoonists; his entries in what Thurber called the eternal battle between men and women are always set during eras of detente, if not downright peace.

Koren's characters are nearly always smiling; they're not quite smug -- they're much too self-questioning for that -- but they definitely believe in their own goodness and place in the world. And his work is funny in a similarly mild way: the punches he throws are all pulled, the criticisms are all constructive ones. A Koren cartoon would never go for the jugular. I'm surprised he didn't make a comeback earlier this decade, back when irony was dead -- Koren cartoons have only the mildest, most positive kinds of irony. So his work is pleasant -- especially those scratchy, looping drawings of smiling mouths and huge noses, like Muppets -- but there's not a whole lot more than that.

All Ends Up by S. Harris -- This is a collection of cartoons originally from American Scientist, published by a firm called William Kaufmann in 1980, with a foreword by Linus Pauling. Harris was the great cartoonist of science (and probably still is) -- before The Far Side, his work was the most commonly found on the doors of university offices, and it might be creeping back in front now, a decade after Gary Larson retired.

These are all science jokes, for an audience of scientists, so the bar is pretty high -- the captions are things like "I love hearing that lonesome wail of the train as the magnitude of the frequency of the wave changes due to the Doppler effect" and "You both have something in common. Dr. Rudolph has discovered a particle which nobody has ever seen, and Prof. Higbe has discovered a galaxy which nobody has ever seen." It can be, like all of Harris's work, a bit dry -- his cartoons tend to get a reaction of "that's funny" rather than an actual laugh.

But, especially at that point in his career, Harris had a line that was so loose that it threatened to collapse into one big scrawl on the page, so the pure joy of his drawings adds a lot to these cartoons.

Sick Sick Sick by Jules Feiffer -- I'm terribly ill-read in Feiffer; I've seen his stuff here and there (and read several of his recent books for children to my own sons), but I've never gone out of my way to catch up on his work. There was a small pile of old McGraw-Hill paperbacks of Feiffer at Blue Bicycle, and I ended up taking this one. It's a collection of some of his earliest work; the weekly cartoons that he drew for the Village Voice (and eventually for syndication, under the title Feiffer); it was Feiffer's first book, in 1958.

(The edition I got doesn't go back quite all that way, but it's a fourteenth printing of that original paperback, and is from sometime in the early '60s.)

Feiffer dug into the post-war anomie like no one else, and was able to make it universal -- what looked like the portrait of a very particular time fifty years ago now looks like just the modern human condition. (Especially when his characters say things like "What I wouldn't give to be a non-conformist like all those others" -- though their speeches are usually much longer and hard to summarize, full of self-doubt and recrimination, throttled longing and fear.) Sick Sick Sick -- this book, and the early years of Feiffer's weekly cartoon in general -- are a lot like Schulz's Peanuts of the same era -- with characters grown-up and worried about even more things, and able to talk about sex and fallout and Sputnik and office jobs directly, without codes or juvenilization.

(All of the cartoons in this book, and about six years more, are reprinted in the recent book Explainers, the first of a series that aims to collect all of the Feiffer cartoons, decade by decade.)

Quote of the Week

"I was like she was all he was all they were like we were all like ohmigod like totally we were like that was all they were all he was like she was like oh totally like ohmigod!"
- Parry Grip, channeling "Young Girl Talking About Herself"

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Where To Start With Michael Moorcock

It's Christmas Eve, so the Internet is fairly quiet. I'm at home, so I've been wrapping presents, making last-minute shopping trips, playing Lego Indiana Jones with my younger son, and doing similar activities instead of keeping up with my feeds and typing away at the various posts I have staring at me.

So, instead of a real post, here's something repurposed. The multifarious and unique James Nicoll asked the title question on rec.arts.sf.written sometime this past year, and here is how I (for one) responded:


If the someone is 11-16 and/or dresses entirely in black, the new Elric: The Stealer of Souls omnibus is great.

Someone with age and sophistication could start with Gloriana.

Some with age and sophistication but a lurking fondness for adventure fantasy might like The War Hound and the World's Pain.

A big fan of high literature might go for The Final Programme (though it's better if you've also read the early Elric books). [Note: It's currently available in the omnibus The Cornelius Quartet.]

The Brothel in Rosenstrasse is also excellent, and I've heard good things about Mother London (though I haven't read it yet).

The further reaches of the Eternal Champion saga are best left for later, if at all.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

The Rules of Self-Publishing

My former (distant) colleague Joe Wikert linked to an in-depth article about self-publishing today, from CNET Executive Editor David Carnoy.

Carnoy is clearly not a publishing newbie -- he's been reporting on various kind of electronics for a decade, as well as editing and overseeing other writers. But I don't think he's been immersed in the world of book publishing until recently, when he wrote a medical thriller, Knife Music, and tried to get it published. Carnoy got an agent, and he got some interest, but, in the end, that all fizzled. His book was too mainstream for the smaller presses -- he doesn't say it quite that way, but apparently he's a decent writer rather than a fine one -- and, in the end, the book was completely unsold. But it certainly sounds like he's nearly there: he wrote a book that both a serious agent and several editors thought was quite commercial, and nearly made it over the top. It's not quite success, but it's very close to it.

(Along the way, Carnoy mentions that "many small publishers were being wiped out by the 'self-publishing revolution'," which doesn't mesh with what I've observed over the last decade. Maybe the SFF world is vastly different from the more literary small presses, but I think there have been more new small presses cropping up, precisely because self- and small-publishing tools are becoming more and more accessible.)

Carnoy, against the advice of his agent, decided to self-publish, and the bulk of the article details the twenty-five lessons he learned from self-publishing through Amazon's BookSurge program. (I suspect he strongly downplays just how vehemently his agent was against this -- the advice of any agent with a client in this situation would be for the author to put this novel in a drawer and write another one. If Carnoy's first agented manuscript got that close to publication by a major house, another book -- particularly if he got better, which is likely -- would have a much better shot. I can't be sure if it's true, but Carnoy, as he presents himself, has certain typical characteristics of the scribbler who writes one book and falls in love with it, rather than the professional writer.)

Again, Carnoy is a good reporter, so he researched the various options before he made the plunge into self-publishing with BookSurge. He makes a lot of good points, as well as a few points that I wanted to hone in on for various reasons, so I'll start with some heavy-duty quoting-and-commenting:
Royalties [in self-publishing] are better than what "real" publishers offer
There's a terminology issue here: I'd say that any operation that claims it's offering help to authors to self-publish, but refers to those authors receiving "royalties," is trying to sell a bridge to Brooklyn. If you self-publish, you don't make royalties -- which are essentially licensing fees for allowing another entity to exploit your intellectual property in particular ways -- you make profits from your own publishing efforts. (Or, in the vast majority of cases, you make a loss on same.)

This could be Carnoy speaking loosely, so I'll let it go. But if anyone out there is thinking about self-publishing: be clear on that distinction. If you are the publisher, you don't get royalties. And if you get royalties, you're not the publisher.
1. Self-publishing is easy.
Let me rephrase this: getting a book printed is easy. Far too many people, though, think printing is publishing. Printing a book is the simple part; publishing it entails far more than that.

3. Some of the more successful self-published books are about self-publishing.

I don't know what this says about the industry, but it's probably not a good thing. I didn't read any books because I was busy scouring the Internet, but there are a few that appear to have some useful information..... I'd like to see this stuff on a free website rather than a book.
I'd agree with Carnoy that an industry whose best successes are about how to succeed in that industry is not a healthy one. But also note the disconnect: this is a guy who hopes other people will pay to read his book -- but, when he's looking for useful information himself, he wishes that he didn't have to pay for it. When it comes right down to it, wouldn't we all rather see "this stuff" -- whatever stuff it is we need or want right now -- "on a free website"?

9. Niche books do best.

This seems to be the mantra of self-publishing. Nonfiction books with a well-defined topic and a nice hook to them can do well, especially if they have a target audience that you can focus on. Religious books are a perfect case in point. And fiction? Well, it's next to impossible. But then again, the majority of fiction books--even ones from "real" publishers--struggle in the marketplace.
He's absolutely right: fiction is a tough sell for anyone, anywhere. There are already more people who want to write a novel than read one. And, if you want to self-publish, you really should have a book about something very specific and a clearly defined plan to reach the (also clearly defined) audience for that thing. If you can drive your car to an event and sell the book out of your trunk, that's a self-publishing topic.

11. Create a unique title.

Your book should be easy to find in a search on Amazon. It should come up in the first couple of search results. Unfortunately, many authors make the mistake of using a title that has too many other products associated it with it--and it gets buried in search results. Not good. Basically, you want to get the maximum SEO (search engine optimization) for your title, so if and when somebody's actually looking to buy it they'll find the link for your book--not an older one with an identical title.

I quoted this one end-to-end, because every writer -- particularly fiction writers -- should know this. (Even those with "real" publishers.) Google your working title, and search for it on Amazon. If there are already three books with decent sales figures with that title, change your title.

14. Buy as little as possible from your publishing company.

Self-publishing outfits are in the game to make money. And since they're probably not going to sell a lot of your books, they make money by selling you services with nice margins. That's OK. Some of the services are worth it--or at least may be worth it. In an experiment, I've invested in BookSurge's Buy X, Get Y program that pairs your book with an Amazon bestseller. While it's pricey--it's normally $1,000 a month, but during a special sale, I bought 3 months for the price of two--and may not help you sell all that many books, it does put your thumbnail image in front of a lot of people.
First point: he's absolutely correct, and very astute, to see that companies that help "self-publishers" mostly make their money not by selling books, but by selling services to authors.

Second point: It's actually Amazon's "Buy X, Get Y" program -- I'm not sure if every single publisher can or does use it, but I wouldn't be surprised if they could. It's very widely used.

Third point: without getting into details and trade secrets and whatnot, spending $2,000 for three months of co-op advertising -- which is what "Buy X, Get Y" is, a preferred placement in Amazons virtual "store" -- is one of the very, very cheapest deals that I've ever heard of. Co-op, for larger publishers -- and for larger placements for any size publisher -- is typically much more expensive than this. (Of course, there's always arguments in the industry, and within any particular publishing house, as to which co-op placements are worthwhile and which aren't -- some people love BXGY, some think it's useless.)
The biggest mistake people make when it comes to self-publishing is that they expect to just put out a book and have it magically sell. They might even hire a publicist and expect something to happen. It's just not so. You have to be a relentless self-promoter. Unfortunately, a lot people just don't have the stomach or time for it[.]
Carnoy could delete the prefix "self-" from the first sentence and it would be just as true. It is even more important when there's no publishing company out there supporting a book, but any book's best advocate and most committed promoter is its author.

In every field or genre, there are things an author can do that move books, and it's up to the author to find out what those are (from her agent/editor/publisher, if she has them) and do them as well as she can. Sometimes those things just aren't possible -- in cookbooks, by far the best thing an author can do is "already be on Food Network," but telling an author this is not precisely helpful.

20. Self-published books don't get reviewed.

...eventually that will change. ...reputable book reviewers such as Kirkus are offering special reviews services geared toward self-published authors. The author pays a fee.... I expect more companies to go this route to expand revenue streams.
I'm less hopeful that the abomination of the paid "unbiased" review will grow and expand; the reaction from the publishing field to Kirkus's program was uniformly negative. I expect self-published books will continue to be not reviewed in great numbers.

So books whose sales aren't driven by reviews -- again, niche non-fiction -- will continue to have the best chance of success as self-published works.
22. If you're selling online, make the most out of your Amazon page.
I think I mention this in every single author call I have; it's as important to conventionally published writers as it is to the self-published. Unless you have a major web presence on the Neil Gaiman level, the Amazon page for your new book is its de facto homepage to the entire world. Learn what you can do to make that page stronger, and remember that more content is always better. Join Amazon Connect. Syndicate your blog there. Mention your readings and speaking engagements. Post a video, if you have something that isn't just you talking about your book. Encourage readers to write reviews. Add to your book's tags. (And do any of those things you can on other on-line booksellers, like BN.com -- but Amazon is the bigfoot in that market right now, so focus on Amazon first.)

I did quibble a bit with some of Carnoy's points, but I agree with 99% of what he wrote -- if you're thinking about self-publishing anything, you should read his article first.

Monday, December 22, 2008

Commenting on Borders

The author Tobias Buckell wrote about Borders this morning, following up a very gloomy post about Borders by the agent Jenny Rappaport. I respect both of them a lot, but I think Jenny is misunderstanding this particular situation, and so I wrote a long comment on Tobias's post. And then I decided to copy it over here as well:


I'm with Joshua [Bilmes; the previous commentor and Buckell's agent]; Borders isn't in great financial shape, but they are nowhere near bankruptcy. They're actually a great target for a takeover attempt right now, and I'm surprised nobody has tried yet. Their fundamentals are decent, though they've gotten hammered by the step drop in CD sales (and somewhat in DVD as well), and of course by the general rotten retail climate this year.

But their ridiculously low stock price has been driven to that level by pure Wall Street panic; they're exceptionally undervalued right now. Based on that price, they're valued at substantially less than their level of cash on hand (not even considering inventory, leases, etc.), which is just ludicrous.

Borders is a public company, so their filings (such as their quarterly 10-Qs) are available immediately online, so we can all look at their numbers ourselves rather than engaging in fear-mongering. (And, yes, they do have a net loss through November 1st, but retailers almost always have a net loss at that point -- and their loss is actually slightly less than last year.)

It is possible that they will go bankrupt, or be bought by someone else (though they've recently taken themselves off the market), or -- and I think this is the most likely -- be the target of a hostile takeover attempt. But it's actually pretty stable, given the rotten economy, and something that looks very much like the current Borders chain is likely to still be around in five years.

(I bet their management is wishing they had more cash -- this would be a great time to engage in an aggressive stock buyback.)

Reviewing the Mail, Week of 12/20: Not Manga

And this is the second half of my "talking about stuff that came in the mail last week" post, focusing on books that are not manga. Most of them are SF/Fantasy, and most of them come from 375 Hudson Street, not that either of those means anything.

And I'll start out with a book that I read a year or so ago, but is having its first really widely-distributed edition now: Charles Stross's excellent Lovecraftian/information-technological spy novel The Jennifer Morgue, the sequel to the nearly as excellent The Atrocity Archives. (Though my excellence detector only shows a difference within the margin of error, and yours many vary.) While googling to see if I'd written about Jennifer Morgue before -- why bother to remember things for yourself when there's the Internet? -- I discovered that I'm one of five quotes for the original hardcover edition of Jennifer Morgue on this page. Small world. Also while googling, I discovered that the SFBC omnibus, On Her Majesty's Occult Service -- a title I'm still quietly proud of -- is still in print, and has my original copy for it, still attributed to me. And I wrote about it briefly here, back when I had to be coy about the SFF I was reading, since I was reading it professionally. (Ah, the halcyon days of youth!) Anyway -- Stross is one of the best and most vital SF writers working today, and the "Laundry" novels, in my biased opinion, are his very best work. So, if you read the stuff at all, you owe it to yourself to at least sample Atrocity Archives or Jennifer Morgue. Seriously -- not reading Stross now is like not reading Gibson in the '80s, Niven in the '60s, or Heinlein in the '40s. This new trade paperback edition of Jennifer Morgue is published by Ace, and will be available in January.

The third book in Joshua Palmatier's debut trilogy, The Vacant Throne, will be reprinted by DAW in mass-market in January as well. Oddly, even though the hardcover came out precisely a year before -- January of 2008 -- the book has a 2006 copyright. I've met Palmatier briefly -- we were on a panel together, at one of the ill-fated New Jersey Lunacons -- so I feel guilty for not reading his books. Maybe if someone else reads them, I'll feel less guilty!

Also from DAW in January is an original paperback from Jim C. Hines (author of the "Goblin" trilogy), called The Stepsister Scheme. It's another one fairy-tale-people-revamped story, a subgenre that's resurgent since the success of Bill Willingham's comics series Fables. (Or -- and this is more likely, I'm afraid -- Shrek.) In this one, Cinderella's husband is kidnapped by one of the stepsisters, spoiling her happily-ever-after, so she goes to rescue him, backed up by Sleeping Beauty and Snow White. Everybody loves the tough chicks these days, so I expect The Stepsister Scheme will find many happy readers.

The next book amuses me for purely extra-textual reasons. See, the "Horsemistress Saga" -- starting with Airs Beneath the Moon -- is written by a writer credited as "Toby Bishop" (though the copyright page notes the name of Louise Marley). I, too, have a writer named Toby Bishop in the program I work on, but the books couldn't be more different. (My Toby Bishop has a major book coming up in March called Corporate Resiliency: Managing the Growing Risk of Fraud and Corruption, which unfortunately for the world is strongly needed these days.) The fantastic Toby Bishop writes novels in which a young woman bonds with a magical flying horse and is needed to help save the world -- see! totally different! The new "Horsemistress" book, the one I have in front of me right now, is Airs of Night and Sea, and it's a January mass-market from Ace.

And then I got four books for kids about Spider-Man from HarperCollins -- a 4x4, Battle Against Doc Ock; an "I Can Read!" book, Spider-Man Versus the Vulture; and two short chapter books, Evil Comes in Pairs and The Secret Life of Black Cat. I tested Versus the Vulture on my younger son (playing the part of "Thing 2") earlier in the week, and we both had a lot of fun. I expect to try the other three books on both of my sons, and, assuming I remember, report back. All four will be published tomorrow.

One More Bite is the fifth in Jennifer Rardin's "Jaz Parks" contemporary fantasy series, about a CIA wet-works agent in a world where things are even wetter -- and weirder -- than ours. I particularly like the covers for this series, which are simultaneously classy and eye-catching, clearly fitting into the urban fantasy subgenre (tough chicks! leather! weaponry!) without being silly about it (no tramp stamps, low-riding pants or wide expanses of exposed flesh). One More Bite is also coming in January, in trade paperback.

Mean Streets is one of those four-novellas-as-a-book concoctions that have gotten very popular in the romance field over the past decade, and have now seeped into urban fantasy as well. (The difference between the romance-novel version and the traditional anthology? These books credit no editor, and make no bones about just being four stories in vaguely the same subgenre, published together because the authors all publish novels with the same house.) Mean Streets is coming from Roc as a January trade paperback, and makes a nice distinction between two sets of authors -- Jim Butcher and Simon R. Green are "New York Times Bestselling Authors," while Kat Richardson and Thomas E. Sniegoski are "National Bestselling Authors." All of the writers contribute long stories set in the major urban-fantasy series, so, if you read at least tow of 'em, this is probably an obvious buy.

In Shade and Shadow is the first novel in "The Noble Dead Saga -- Series Two" by Barb and J.C. Hendee, in what looks like creeping TV-ism in the book world. (Generally, in the past, each sub-series would get a title of its own -- witness "The Scions of Shannara," "The Last Chronicles of Thomas Covenant," and "DragonLance Legends.") Previously, the same influence has been seen in the world of comics, with Top Cow's recent "pilot season," but it hadn't infected books before that I'd seen.) As far as I know, the Noble Dead series is about a high fantasy world with a lot of vampires in it -- presumably, two great tastes that the fans love together. This new one, launching the second series, will be published in hardcover by Roc in January.

Just Another Judgement Day is the ninth "Nightside" novel from Simon R. Green, and will be published in January by Ace in hardcover, which means -- if my successors haven't run into unforeseen difficulties -- that there should be a third three-in-one omnibus from a certain book club reprinting it, Hell to Pay, and The Unnatural Inquirer, sometime soon. (My former boss, Ellen Asher, quite liked these contemporary fantasy novels about a tough London gumshoe who works the supernatural side of the street, and I trust her judgment.)

And last this week is a new nonfiction book from the Thomas Dunne Books imprint of St. Martin's Press, Haunted Heart: The Life and Times of Stephen King by Lisa Rogak. It's a short (just under 250 pages) unauthorized biography of Horror's Big Kahuna, by a writer who has done several other author-biographies (generally a good sign, since it means she's got experience with the form and that editors keep asking her for more. There's already a huge shelf of books about King, but I gather that there's always room for one more -- this one joins that shelf in January.

Reviewing the Mail, Week of 12/20: Manga

After a couple of slow weeks, the mail picked up just before Christmas. So this week's "Reviewing the Mail" post is split in half: this one has all of the manga, and the one that will pop up in a couple of hours will have everything else (almost entirely SFF, as usual).

I do these posts every week because I like to note books, even when I won't be able to review them all. I think it's always interesting to see what's being published, and I hope I'm not along in that. So: on to this week's list.

The manga this week broke into two big clumps -- from Aurora and Yen Press -- with one outlier. I'll start with the outlier:

Genshiken Official Book by Kio Shimoku, is a companion to a manga series I haven't read. It's also one of those immersive companion books that's written, more or less, as if it's from the world of the story. It's very heavily illustrated with panels from the series, and is so Japanese (or maybe I mean otaku) that it reads right-to-left. Del Rey is publishing Genshiken Official Book on December 30th as a trade paperback.

Then there are the books from Aurora:

Kazuna Uchida's I Shall Never Return, Vol. 5, a yaoi story -- and the back-cover copy, as usual by this point in a series, is tightly about the main characters (here, Ritsuro and Ken) to the extent that someone like me just shrugs. It's from Aurora's Deux imprint, and publishes next week.

Hitohira, Vol. 2 by Idumi Kirihara -- I reviewed the first volume for ComicMix a few months back. It, I presume, continues the shy-girl-coming-out-of-her-shell story, involving a high school club full of misfits -- drama-club misfits, who are even more misfits that even the normal drama-club kids -- who help her to speak out. It's also coming out next week -- hm, I suspect a trend there.

Object of Desire is from Aurora's Luv Luv imprint, for sexy romantic redikomi for young women. This one is by Tomoko Nogucki, and appears to be about a young woman looking for true love in a world that seems to be filled entirely with men who only want to have sex with her. It, too, will be published the last week of December.

And last from Aurora is another Deux book, this one a stand-alone: Est Em's Red Blinds the Foolish. It sounds like an odd romance with psychological overtones, between a colorblind matador and the butcher who disposes of the dead bulls. This one is coming a week later than the others -- it's expected in stores on January 3rd.

And then there are the books from Yen:

Spiral: The Bonds of Reasoning, Vol. 6 -- and that subtitle is remarkably subtle and precise at defining what this series is really about -- by Kyo Shirodaira and Eita Mizuno. I've been reviewing this one for a while -- volumes two, three, four, and five were covered in my "Manga Friday" column for ComicMix -- and it still strikes me as odd and a remarkable window into the strange corners of the Japanese psyche. (Although there's still the chance that something in the first volume, which I haven't read, explained everything in a bland and obvious way. But I hope not.) This is the story of a group of surgically altered young people -- some of whom are sort-of terrorists, in a very convoluted, double-crostics kind of way -- and the tormented young man who has been foiling their plans. All that and a cute young Englishman named Eyes Rutherford! This sixth volume will be published in January.

Next is the third volume of Croquis Pop, by KwangHyun Seo and JinHo Ko, which I've also been reviewing: volume one, volume two. This is a bit more conventional, being the story of an aimless young man (aka the obvious audience identification character) who's the newest assistant for a famous manwha-ga and also possessed of vast magical powers which he's just starting to learn to use (and which are related to his art. This is also coming in January.

January will also bring us the eighth volume of Angel Diary by Kara and Lee YunHee, which I'm afraid I haven't been reading. It appears to be a supernatural romantic drama, with various denizens of heaven and hell as our main characters.

Still in January, there's You're So Cool, Vol. 3. (Why, thank you! What do you mean, you don't think it was aimed at me personally?) It's by YoungHee Lee, and I've covered the first two books for ComiMix: one, two. It's about a ridiculously gawky and klutzy Korean teenage girl who fell for the most gorgeous boy in her school, and had him declare her his girlfriend, for complicated reasons of his own -- and then she realized, just possibly, that this isn't what she wanted.

January marches on with the sixth volume of Cynical Orange, by Yun JiUn. It's a Korean romance story that I haven't been reading, so I can only tell you that Hye-Min and Ma-Ha have their hundred-day anniversary while there are tensions between Shin-Bi and So-Ryu. And, as I've said before, I really don't know the gender markers in Korean names, so, though I think these are all straight people in boy-girl relationships, I can't swear to it.

And last from Yen in January is the fourth volume of Kazuto Okada's creepily kinky teenage sex drama Sundome. This is one of the best, and simultaneously most unsettling, comics series I've read in a long time, and my reviews of the previous books -- one, two, three -- swing back and forth from arousal to revulsion almost line-by-line as I try to figure out exactly how this story makes me feel. That's a sign of an excellent book, so I recommend these to anyone interested in a reasonably realistic -- meaning overwrought, nearly operatic in its desires and neediness, and obsessively focused -- look at adolescent sexuality.

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Snow-Related Difficulties

No real posts this weekend -- I spent too much time shoveling snow, or watching my sons sled down a hill covered in snow, or driving (slowly) through the snow to go do some Xmas shopping.

Two big "Reviewing the Mail" posts will hit tomorrow morning, and I still hope to spend my vacation time catching up on movie posts and book reviews -- we'll see if that actually happens.

But I am still here, and still constitutionally incapable of letting two days go by without some kind of post.

Friday, December 19, 2008

There Is No Manga in Mudville

And I suppose that makes me Mighty Casey.

I couldn't scrape up enough Manga to fill up a column today -- if any manga publishers (not named Yen and Del Rey) happen to be reading this, drop me a line -- so I did something else.

I reviewed two graphic novels for younger readers at ComicMix today: Hope Larson's Chiggers and John Porcellino's Thoreau at Walden.

Next week I'm on vacation, which I hope means I'll give more energy to blogging (and writing some reviews) -- I've got some year-end stuff I'd like to get to. We'll see if that actually happens...

A Modestly Dumb Proposal

Pat Holt has a suggestion for changing the world of book publishing. I was going to extensively quote from that post, and spew sarcasm all over it.

But that was before it took me three and a half hours to get home through the snow; now it just doesn't seem worth the bother. So, instead, you'll get a drive-by: one point, and a sweeping generalization.

Holt wants to return to the days when editors were ill-paid -- but insulated from having to care how their books sold! -- and book publishing sold many, many fewer copies in total and of any particular strong-selling book. I do not agree with her that this would be a good thing.

And, in general, if she says something in that article, I disagree with it.

Bertelsmann Continues to Run Away From Direct Sales at Top Speed

Publishers Lunch -- delivered for breakfast today -- reports on a German-language press release from Bertelsmann announcing the sale of its British book-club operation, Book Club Associates.

BCA has been sold, for what's described as a "middle double-digit million euro" price, to the Munich holding company Aurelius, which previously owned no British companies.

BCA has 700,000 members, and had been knocked around quite a bit under the last few years of Bertlesmann ownership (and even before that, when they were half-owned by Reed), so perhaps this will bring some stability. But, in the way of all acquisitions, likely axes will fall first. Good luck to whoever is left at BCA after the changes of the past few years.

Quote of the Week

"Everything takes four hours. You gotta go, do the thing, eat, argue about where you should have eaten, and get back. Four hours, minimum."
- some very savvy sitcom writer, Mad About You, back in the mid-90s.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Fables Ex Machina

Hey! That headline almost makes sense all by itself!

Today I reviewed two books together for ComicMix: Ex Machina Vol. 7: Ex Cathedraand Fables, Vol. 11: War and Pieces.

Tomorrow would normally be Manga Friday, but there aren't much in the way of manga in La Casa Hornswoggler at the moment...so you'll get something else, and you'll just have to check ComicMix sometime in the afternoon to find out what.

Random House Restructuring Blues

Publishers Lunch -- no link, sorry, it comes via e-mail -- reports the following:
  • at Doubleday Broadway, at least 6 job cuts, including four people from the art department and one from marketing.
  • that Crain's reports that the job losses at DB total 22.
  • Big Random spokesman Stuart Applebaum reiterated that it's up to division heads to set head-count targets and make cuts (as I usually put it: "Bertelsmann doesn't care how they make budget, it just insists that they do.")
  • Little Random spokeswoman Carol Schneider said that Knopf and Little Random sub-rights departments were not merging, but was slipperier on the subject of the two layoffs the Observer reported earlier in the week.
So: some number of people have lost their jobs at Random, and more will come.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Scotland's Story!

Today's meme is one of those "fire up iTunes and answer some random questions," which I like for no obvious reason. This one comes to me via Barbarienne, another toiler in the depths of the less-glamorous ends of publishing

Da Rules:
1. Put your iPod (or MP3 player, or iTunes) on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
4. Tag others, if so desired.

Da Meme:
IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
"King of Comedy" by R.E.M.
Dunno what that means.

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
"Poison in the Well" by 10,000 Maniacs
That's surprisingly appropriate for a cynical bastard like me, actually.

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
"The Singing Bird" by Sinead O'Connor
Does this mean the answer is "a great set of lungs," he asked?

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
"Shadow of a Doubt" by Beth Orton
I'm here to doubt things.

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
"Paper Boat" by HIJK
That's right: my motto is "Paper Boat." Sounds very Zen.

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
"Hearts of Palm" by Buffalo Tom
They'd like to eat me? I'm an expensive ingredient on fancy salads?

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
"A Well Respected Man" by The Kinks
He's well-respected; why wouldn't I think about him?

WHAT IS 2+2?
"You Mean Nothing to Me Anymore" by Anna Ternheim
Don't come to me with your silly arithmetic questions now.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
"Gimme Shelter" by Patti Smith
Not sure if that's a "run to" or a "run from."

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
"Whatever It Takes" by Tracy Shedd
Sounds sweet, but the lyric is "Whatever it takes, don't let them break you down."

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
"Going Numb" by Tin Cup Prophette
Numb is pleasant; I greatly recommend it.

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
"Glass" by Ingrid Michaelson
I resent the insinuation that I'm looking into a mirror.

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
"Lucy Doesn't Love You" by Ivy
Luckily, neither of my parents is named Lucy.

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
"Low" by Cracker
My wedding was fifteen years ago, so this is a clear miss.

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
"Everything We Used To Be" by The Mendoza Line
It could work. Maybe I'll put in a request.

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
"Born Secular" by Jenny Lewis and the Watson Twins
Pretty accurate, actually.

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
"(The Angels Wanna Wear My) Red Shoes" by Hem
Well, I used to be disgusted, but now I try to be amused.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
"A Little Tradition" by Novillero
I don't get it.

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
"Medicine Wheel" by Aimee Mann
Another non sequitur.

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
"Red Gold" by A Passing Feeling
Not like Viserys, I hope.

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
"Tenx" by Bildmeister
A ten-minute instrumental. Nope; don't regret it at all.

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
"This Longing" by Shannon McArdle
If you can laugh at yourself...

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
"A Man/Me/Then Jim" by Rilo Kiley
It's come close, once or twice.

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
"Merry Christmas Emily" by Cracker
Yes; fifteen years ago. Once again, we see that not all people online are thirteen.

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
"We've Got Everything" by Modest Mouse
Oh, yes, having too much scares me the most! Don't throw me into that brier patch!

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
"Jackie O" by A Faulty Chromosome
Well, we were in the same line of work for a while -- same employer, too. But we never met.

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
"Anything At All" by Over the Rhine
Pretty accurate.

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
"Night of the Crickets" by Mr. Gnome
And you don't know hurt until you've been hurt by crickets at night, believe you me.

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
"Scotland's Story" by The Proclaimers
And so I did. And a fine song, too.

And, because I still enjoy doing these, have a widget to listen to those songs with:

The Image Everyone Else Is Posting

I've already seen this at least a dozen times, but it's still funny -- and still (sadly) probably true.

Not that members of Congress -- or Treasury officials, for that matter, are likely to be surfing random blogs right around now, but perhaps the more of us who post this oh-so-true picture (source unknown), the less likely Washington will be to write a blank check to the Big Three to save the butts of a bunch of bad businessmen.

Question #1: If the UAW is being asked to make wage concessions, are equivalent concessions being demanded of the white-collar workers at these companies and at the dealerships? If not, why not?

Question #2: If this works, is there any chance we can get just a tiny bit of oversight on the hundreds of billions of dollars that have already gone to help banks buy each other and increase their bonuses?

Kindle Is Aptly Named

The Brillig Blogger -- an agent of my acquaintance -- discovers that the praised-to-the-stars Amazon Kindle has trouble with a bit of cold weather.

Borders Goes Non-Returnable for HarperStudio

Unlike some other people, I don't think this Wall Street Journal article is a sign of the impending publishing Utopia descending on us, but it is an interesting development: that Borders is accepting books from Bob Miller's new HarperStudio imprint on a non-returnable basis.

Interesting thing #1: that it's Borders. (Probably because the additional discount appeals to their current drive-traffic-through-special-offers mentality, though they've also returned a lot this year and instituted a much tighter inventory policy.)

Interesting thing #2: the size of the discount, reported at 58% to 63% by the WSJ.

Obligatory misleading quote: "People in the industry estimate that between 30% and 40% of all consumer adult titles are eventually returned to their publishers."

Nope, they don't. They estimate that between 30% and 40% of all consumer adult units are eventually returned. If there were only returns on 30-40% of all titles, getting rid of returns wouldn't mean much -- that would mean 60-70% of all individual titles sold through completely at retail.

Final thought: Borders will, of course, order HarperStudio books conservatively. (And those of us in the business know that a whole new definition of "conservatively" has arisen in the past few months.) I'll also be interested to see what Borders does to the excess stock of HarperStudio's first big dog -- it's no shame; all publishers have books that radically underperform.

Another Week, Another Wednesday

Wednesday is the day for news for book-publishing layoffs, unfortunately, and here I am again to round up whatever happens today. (And hoping, once again, that I don't have to.)

Random House: the New York Observer reports on the restructuring of the Little Random sub-rights department, involving a lot of people I worked with for many years. At least two people -- both of whom I know and respect, and hope find new positions quickly -- have been let go, with the clear possibility that more cuts may be coming or just not leaked to the public yet.

Farrar, Straus & Giroux: Publisher Jonathan Galassi sent a memo explaining their changes yesterday afternoon, which the Observer reprinted and commented on.

(If anyone wants to pass along details on any book-industry restructurings or turmoil, Antick Musings allows anonymous comments, and my e-mail is also available -- see to the left -- for those who want to remain in the deep background.)

Update:

Publishers Weekly reports on the reorg at Little Random on a higher level, announcing that Susan Kamil is now Senior VP and Editor-in-Chief, just edging out Jennifer Hershey as Senior VP and Editorial Director. The sub-rights changes reported earlier by the Observer have not been announced yet...but that doesn't mean they're not true. (Though I'd like to believe that Little Random isn't getting rid of two great sub-rights folks.)

Throwing Shoes

I don't want to push this too far, but the wave of support for the Iraqi shoe-thrower could actually be a good sign for civil society in the Mid-East.

I know that sounds nuts, but hear me out: a sign of a healthy political structure (and of a healthy society in general) is the ability to have disagreements, even very heated disagreements, without resort to violence.

Now, throwing a shoe at someone isn't really "nonviolent." But it's a lot less violent than what often passes for disagreement in those parts. Think of it as the state-carnival version of civil disobedience.

So I'm quietly hopeful -- assuming this guy doesn't disappear, only to show up in a shallow grave in six months -- that this will be a lesson to a whole lot of people that it's possible to motivate the masses to a cause without death threats, bombs, or guns. It's only one step in a long, long road, but it's a better road than Iraq has seen for a while.

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

That Ol' Gift-Giving Frenzy Once Again

Amazon just reminded me that "there's still time to promote popular gift ideas and best sellers," so I have to believe them. And since someone actually did buy some boots the other day after I tossed in that banner -- which surprised me, I have to admit, even though the boots did look quite nice -- I figured more of you might be looking for random stuff to buy.

They gave me the same list of stuff as this post, unfortunately, since I've already made fun of half of those things. If you want to see my rather feeble attempts at humor, follow that link back. But if you want a Samsung Touch of Color T260HD 26-Inch LCD HDTV Monitor, click away.

If you want a Citizen Eco-Drive Men's Chronograph Canvas Watch #AT0200-05E, there's one of those as well. (I do assume that "canvas" refers to only the band, not the entire watch. It would be weird otherwise.)

And lastly, if you're one of the five other people -- besides me -- who didn't already buy The Dark Knight on DVD, you've got one more chance.

If you don't want any of that stuff, would a search box entice you?

Comics Anthologized Again

My review of the Ivan Brunetti-edited An Anthology of Graphic Fiction, Cartoons, and True Stories, Vol. 2 went up today at ComicMix.

Thesis. Antithesis

Thesis: Someone whines (anonymously, of course) to GalleyCat about the Ragnarok of book publishing.

Antithesis: Janet Reid lays the smackdown.

Synthesis: Oh, screw it. Janet's right. Even if Borders does utterly fail -- meaning that no one else picks up their stores and distribution system, which I doubt even more than I doubt that Borders will go out of business to begin with -- the domino effect our anonymous whiner expects wouldn't happen.

Again: if you hate what you do, get out. If you hate the people you have to work with, get out.

And if your end of publishing is based on taking advantage of your partners, shame on you. It's never been that way in any of the bits of publishing I've worked in.

Sourcebooks Buys Cumberland House, Lays Off 14

Publishers Weekly reported earlier today that Sourcebooks has acquired 90 titles (or so) from Nashville-based Cumberland House, which will become a Sourcebooks imprint.

It will no longer be Nashville-based, though, and the seventeen-person office there will be closed. Three Cumberland employees are joining Sourcebooks -- founder Ron Pitkin, sales director Chris Bauerle, and editor Paul Mikros. The other employees aren't mentioned, which presumably means Pitkin, or Sourcebooks, is letting them go.

Why Are Comics Collections Covers So Lame?

And what can be done about it?

Kevin Church does his best to figure out why comics collections often look out of place in bookstores, and give some examples of ways to give those books designed covers that will work in that market. My favorite is to the left. (Click to make it larger.)

Start-up Offers Free Web Pages to Authors

I guess I don't have to pretend that I've never heard of filedby author, since it now has a publicly accessible webpage. It's still in beta, but the intention is to allow any author -- anyone published in the US and Canada -- to populate a page in their directory.

The home page says that the service is free, but doesn't say it will always be free. And there's no obvious reason why this would be better, at this point, than an author having a page of her own somewhere. (Although, obviously, it doesn't have to be either/or -- there's no reason not to sign up for filedby, since it's there and free.)

So: for the authors out there, here is another potential vehicle for self-promotion and building awareness.

[via Booksquare]

Monday, December 15, 2008

Axe Falls at Macmillan

Publishers Weekly just sent out an e-mail reporting that Macmillan has laid off 64 people from Scientific American, Palgrave, and "trade imprints." At the same time, all of their imprints for young readers are being unified as Macmillan Children's Publishing Group.

PW's sources say that 10 of the jobs lost were at SA, and "positions were eliminated at all imprints."

Good luck to the folks at Tor/Forge and First Second, and everyone else who works for what we used to call "the good Germans."

Update: According to The New York Observer, Farrar, Straus, & Giroux -- the most literary piece of Macmillan -- is the hardest hit.

Amazon.uk Not the Worker's Paradise

The Times, apparently twiddling its thumbs during this dearth of actual news, sends a reporter undercover to an Amazon warehouse in Marston Gate and discovers that warehouse work is back-breaking toil performed in thrall to an unstoppable clock.

Anybody Remember Obernewtyn?

Isobelle Carmody's YA fantasy series has been very popular in Australia for a long time, and Tor tried to bring it to the US about a decade ago. And a certain then-SFBC-editor with the initials AW bought the books Tor did -- with an omnibus of the first two books, Obernewtyn and The Farseekers and then the fatter book three, Ashling, all by itself.

For years afterward I -- um, that SFBC editor -- got regular letters from fans of the series, asking for the rest of it. And that editor had to point the disappointed fans at Tor, or at Australia in general.

But the wait is over! (Or nearly so.) Amazon's Omnivoracious blog has an interview today with Carmody, on the occasion of the republication of the first five (!) books in the series simultaneously by Random House Books for Young Readers. And the last two books -- of a series originally planned to be five books long, if I remember correctly -- will follow in 2010.

I haven't been able to dig up a decent scan of the SFBC Obernewtyn & The Farseekers online, so, instead, here's Donato Giancola's excellent cover for the first book's Tor edition.

When Did Cracked Become Funny?

One of the many, many media properties that fled to the web in search of cheap publishing opportunities is Cracked, which I recall from my youth as being "just like Mad, only lame." Given how tedious and puerile Mad was -- even to a tween in the early '80s -- that was an accomplishment.

So I'm astonished to find out that not only is Cracked still around -- on the web, naturally -- but that I see a link to it every few months, and the things I read there are really funny.

(Current top pick: Rod Hilton rewrites Twilight to be shorter and more honest, which I saw when moonrat linked to it.)

Does the exploitative Internet model -- that you can get people to work for peanuts, or nothing, just to get "exposure" -- actually work?

Reviewing the Mail: Week of 12/13

First, the explanation: when you review books (as I do, in my odd Internetty fashion), you get books to review, and usually more than you can comfortably review. Since I want to mention as many books as possible -- my tastes will not be identical to my readers, for one thing, and I want to encourage reading and book-buying in general -- I started listing everything that came in, so that even books I don't manage to review will get a bit of attention.

This can be a slow time of year for publishing, since anything expected to sell for Christmas needed to be out at least a month ago. At least, that's why I think I only got four books in the mail this week:

Rich Horton's annual Fantasy: The Best of the Year: 2008 Edition (a book with as many colons as a crossover spinoff comic-book) came to me directly from the author, for added guilt. It features nineteen stories originally published in 2007, from such authors as Kelly Link, Andy Duncan, Daniel Abraham, Ian R. MacLeod, Holly Phillips, and Garth Nix. I have in my hands the trade paperback edition, which was published by Prime way back in January, but there's also a more economical mass-market paperback edition (also from Prime) that hit stores in late September.

Pyr will publish Mike Resnick's Starship: Rebel, fourth in the five-book military SF series about the plucky starship Teddy Roosevelt and her crew, tomorrow. Yes, tomorrow. Most places that will have it should already have it today, even, if you don't feel like waiting. I haven't read the earlier books -- this is another series that was sitting on my "possible omnibuses" shelf back at the book clubs when I was ousted last year -- but Mike is one of the most dependable writers of SF adventure out there, and Pyr isn't know for publishing clunkers, either. I will note that this book has five pages of quotes for the earlier books in the series in its frontmatter -- after the endpapers and before the half-title page -- which I always find very tacky and paperback-looking. But, these days, it's probably just what you've got to do to attract eyeballs.

I saw the new "Wild Cards" book, Busted Flush, as a bound galley a few months ago, but haven't managed to read it. (The fact that it's essentially the middle book of a trilogy might have pushed me away, slightly.) It's now shown up as a very shiny hardcover, with a nice but generic-fantasy-looking cover by Michael Komarck. (It doesn't in any way indicate that this is a superhero series set in the modern world, possibly to trick fans of editor George R.R. Martin -- whose name is the biggest thing on the cover -- into picking it up.) I used to really like the "Wild Cards" books, back in the late '80s before they turned into an intensely gloomy series of stories about body-stealers and all of the kinds of rape the writers could devise. Tor is publishing Busted Flush -- well, this one is also coming tomorrow.

And last for this week is a book slightly further in the future: Carol Lay's new autobiographical graphic novel The Big Skinny. Lay, like many of us, was overweight most of her life. But she got down to a healthy weight a few years ago, and has kept to that weight since. Big Skinny is one part the story of how she did it, and one part inspiration for her readers to do the same. The lessons are the same ones that should be familiar by now -- eat less, exercise more, keep track of what you eat -- but maybe putting them in comics form will help some people. (And Lay's pages, from a quick glance, are both information-packed and fun to read.) Big Skinny will be published on January 6th as an oversized trade paperback by Villard.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Things Writers Believe

It's Sunday again, and I'm in search of content, as usual. So here's some of my contributions to another rec.arts.sf.written thread that turned to publishing stuff, in August of 2008. Some of the things I said were:

1: Authors complaining that their books get "no marketing"
Authors tend to think getting their books sold into hundreds of retail accounts across the country (or around the world), and thus available for purchase, is "not marketing." They also think that about their covers and many other functions of their busy marketers.

We marketers tend to fume in private about this.

If your book is on a shelf in B&N, thank a marketer. (And a sales rep.)

2: Without an advance, a publisher will just POD the author's book, do no work, and rake in the profits.
Paranoid writers sometimes think that, but they fail to remember that publishers are in business to make money. Signing up a book, even with no advance, costs money. (I speak from experience; I now work in professional publishing, where advances are far less common.) Even a
book without an advance needs to cover its investment; a publisher has budgeted each book to bring in a certain amount of revenue, and would be much, much happier if that book did better than expected.

Only the tiniest of fly-by-night publishers could make a go of it on the basis you suggest, and such outfits should be avoided anyway.

3: Wal*Mart will demand a higher discount.
Discounts in the US must be offered to all accounts on equal terms, by federal anti-trust law (such as the Robinson-Patman Act of 1936). There was a major lawsuit on that very subject in the 1990s, when the American Booksellers' Association sued a number of publishers over terms.

So Wal*Mart likely gets the best terms that a publisher offers -- since, if they're buying a book, they're taking massive quantities -- but they won't get better terms than anyone else buying in the same quantities. (Unless they buy non-returnable, which happens sometimes. Even then, the terms they get will be available to any other account buying nonreturnable in that quantity.)

4: Not earning out an advance is a bad thing
It's calmed down a bit now, but a few years ago, it was common for the top-end bestseller books to have advances that could never possibly earn out under any level of sales. What that meant, really, was that those authors were getting effectively much higher royalty rates, but the publishers didn't have to put that in writing and trigger most-favored-nation clauses all over the place.

Whether or not a book earns out is generally orthogonal to the question of whether it's profitable to its publisher -- which, though, doesn't stop the publisher from using "but your last book didn't earn out" as ammunition in a negotiation.

5: If you can't get a big advance, just ask for a higher royalty percentage and a guaranteed ad budget!
Both of those things are easier said than done; some houses don't negotiate royalty percentages at all (or at least say that they don't). And a guaranteed ad/promo budget is similarly something that only the very biggest of cheeses can get.

6: Publishers used to give advances to good young writers, and hardly even expected them to finish a book.
That's how advances still work, some of the time. Publishers generally would prefer to have a completed work in hand to evaluate, particularly with untried writers. Writers would prefer to be paid before working, and the more popular and tried they are, the more often they get their
way.

But there's still occasionally an advance given to some literary wunderkind on the basis of a few short stories or a great first chapter -- the problem being, of course, that many of those wunderkinder end up like your father [reference to previous rasfw post -Ed.], and the publisher is out the money.

7: A writer without a day job writes constantly and makes lots and lots of money from the flow of new books and the constantly-in-print backlist.
This is demonstrably untrue for most professional fiction writers. Ask around SFWA.

For most writers, the day job is what pays the bills so they can afford to write as a hobby. It's a hobby that pays -- some years and some writers more than others -- but still a spare-time activity.

8: Said all-day writer isn't waiting for the advance to start writing, either.
Actually, most professional writers do wait for the advance. Writing something you don't have a contract for is "on spec," which can easily turn into completely unpaid work.

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Amazon Holiday Stuff

You know there's a major holiday coming up -- for those of us in the Western world, at least -- and that many very thoughtful types think that consumer spending for said holiday, particularly in the USA, will help determine just how bad this current recession will be?

The corollary of that -- if you agree with it all -- is that it's our duty, all of us, to spend as much money as humanly possible to keep the economy going. (Although that's supposedly what got the economy into this problem in the first place.)

Amazon, that world-bestriding colossus of commerce, is doing its bit to help out that effort, with some special deals and offers in honor of the bleakly festive season:

You can save 20% off boots -- stylish and fancy boots, it looks like -- from Endless.com by clicking on this here banner.

Also, if you spend more than $50 at Endless, you'll get a $5 credit for Amazon MP3 downloads, which is either useless or a nice way to test things out, depending on how you feel about MP3s.

There's also a deal in which you get $5 of free MP3s by spending $25 on CDs or stuff from the Electronics store. (The latter of which should be pretty easy, if you're buying anything at all electronic.)

This all expires at one second before midnight on Christmas Day, so -- if you're interested -- do something before then.

Oh, and, before I finish, let me throw another random banner at you. How about...Amazon's Industrial & Scientific store?

Friday, December 12, 2008

ComicMix, Weekly

Another week has gone by and I nearly did my three ComicMix review posts on time.

On Monday, there was my review of Gilbert Hernandez's Speak of the Devil.

On Thursday, I examined the latest ACME Novelty Library by a Mr. F.C. Ware.

And today saw my "Manga Friday" column, with reviews of books called Spiral: The Bonds of Reasoning Vol. 5, Black Jack, Vol. 2, and Sounds Of Love Vol. 1.

Next week there will be more, but I won't promise anything specific.

Bettie Page Is Dead

Reuters, among many other news outlets, reports that the real great sex symbol of the mid-20th century died yesterday of pneumonia at age 85.

Her life probably wasn't what she wanted or expected it to be, and it certainly wasn't what her many fans wanted or expected. (The latter may be a very good thing, actually.) But she always had that twinkle in her eye, and, towards the end of her life, she was able to benefit from the growing resurgence of her modeling work and the appreciation of her fans. And that's not so bad.

Farewell, Bettie. At least they're spelling your name correctly now.

Meme: SFF Review Blogs

John Ottinger, of Grasping for the Wind, is trying to making a list of as many of the people reviewing fantasy and SF online, and he decided to crowd-source the task. His idea was that anyone who does review SFF should repost his ever-growing list, include themselves on it, and backlink to his master list (so he can update it).

So, I'll play along. This is the list as I grabbed it at 9 AM EST on Friday, December 12th, with one very special addition:
A Dribble Of Ink
Adventures in Reading
The Agony Column
The Antick Musings of G.B.H. Hornswoggler, Gent.
Barbara Martin
Bibliophile Stalker
Bibliosnark
BillWardWriter.com
Blood of the Muse
Bookgeeks
Bookspotcentral
The Book Swede
Breeni Books
Cheryl's Musings
Dark Wolf Fantasy Reviews
Darque Reviews
Dave Brendon's Fantasy and Sci-Fi Weblog
Dragons, Heroes and Wizards
Dusk Before the Dawn
Enter the Octopus
Fantasy Book Critic
Fantasy Cafe
Fantasy Debut
Fantasy Book Reviews and News
Fantasy and Sci-fi Lovin' Blog
The Fix
The Foghorn Review
The Galaxy Express
Galleycat
Graeme's Fantasy Book Review
Grasping for the Wind
Highlander's Book Reviews
Jumpdrives and Cantrips
Literary Escapism
Mostly Harmless Books
My Favourite Books
Neth Space
NextRead
OF Blog of the Fallen
The Old Bat's Belfry
Pat's Fantasy Hotlist
Post-Weird Thoughts
Reading the Leaves
Realms of Speculative Fiction
Rob's Blog o' Stuff
ScifiChick
SciFiGuy
Sci-Fi Songs [Musical Reviews]
Severian's Fantastic Worlds
SF Signal
SF Site
SFF World's Book Reviews
Silver Reviews
Speculative Fiction Junkie
Speculative Horizons
Sporadic Book Reviews
Temple Library Reviews
The Road Not Taken
Un:Bound
Urban Fantasy Land
Vast and Cool and Unsympathetic
Variety SF
Walker of Worlds
Wands and Worlds
The Wertzone
WJ Fantasy Reviews
The World in a Satin Bag
WriteBlack

Foreign Language (other than English)

Cititor SF [Romanian, but with English Translation]

Elbakin.net [French]

If you review SFF, you're invited to do the same.

A Leading Question for Comics Readers

Are there any creators of monumental importance who were first published in 1974?

(My primary interest is North American comic books, but I'd be interested to hear about names from other parts of the world and major strip creators as well.)

Quote of the Week

"Saying something to a few people we know used to be quite distinct from saying something to many people we don't know. The distinction between communications and broadcast media was always a function of technology rather than a deep truth about human nature."
- Clay Shirky, Here Comes Everybody, p.86

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Reviewer Vs. Reviewer

Larry, at OF Blog of the Fallen, takes Pat, of Pat's Fantasy Hotlist, to task for what really was a flabby and thoughtless review.

It's really, really hard to review a book in a genre or style you don't usually read or understand. It's even more so when you're dismissive of that entire genre. On the other hand, everyone has an off day -- I'm sure I've perpetrated things nearly as bad as that.

Caught Reading

I'm always interested in what books other people are reading, and I often stare inappropriately...at their books, as I try to figure out what that book is.

On the way home last night, the guy next to me on the train was reading Charles Stross's Singularity Sky.

And, on the train in this morning, the guy next to me -- a different guy -- was reading Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy.

Further updates may follow, unless I get punched for nosiness at some point.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Here Come the Judges

The panel for the 2009 World Fantasy Awards have been announced. (They seem familiar, so they may have been announced some time ago -- but I haven't blogged about them, so they're new to me.)

This year's crew of victims judges are:
  • Jenny Blackford
  • Peter Heck
  • Ellen Klages
  • Chris Roberson
  • Delia Sherman
And they have my best wishes, and my most sincere hopes that their eyes, backs, and minds will hold out against the onslaught of fantasy works that they're about to be inundated with. (That onslaught runs the entire gamut from wonderfully awesome down to spork-your-eyes-out.)

One thing that did amuse me is the difference in the call for submissions between the WFA (which I was a judge for, several years ago) and the Eisners (which I'm a judge for, right at this moment).

The WFA lists the addresses of the five judges, and then says:

Materials to be considered for awards must be received, no later than June 1, 2009, by all five judges with an additional copy to the World Fantasy Awards Association, Peter Dennis Pautz, President [address suppressed].

Please mark any packages as Review Material — No Commercial Value — World Fantasy Awards Materials. Also, please make sure to send a file copy of any and all materials to the Awards Administrator so a comprehensive list may be kept, as well as backup copies for any that are lost or misplaced. This is the only way the judges can consider all eligible items, and you can be sure that your work has been given fair attention.

And the Eisners call for a single copy to be sent, thus:
All submissions should be sent to Eisner Awards, Attn: Jackie Estrada, Eisner Awards Administrator, 8340 Allison Ave., La Mesa, CA 91941 before the deadline of March 13, 2009.
One more point: the WFAs have nine categories; the Eisners over two dozen. I'm not sure if the difference is meant to spare the judges' mailboxes (or perhaps shield their privacy) or to mollify comics companies that don't like sending out free copies of anything to anyone. (Some of them are quite remarkably averse to the concept of "review copies," for example.) But it is a notable difference in strategy.

As a Service to Anyone Who Writes Sentences

Copyblogger presents The Inigo Montoya Guide to 27 Commonly Misused Words.

I'm certainly guilty of misusing "afterwards" and "towards," and probably more. I also find myself rewriting e-mails to avoid "hopefully" once or twice a week.

Tuesday, December 09, 2008

Why Not Buy That Special Someone an Amazon Gift Card This Year?

Remember: gift cards combine the coldness of cash with the constraints of a cellphone plan, and what combination better says "O person I must buy a gift for, I thought about your desires at least briefly"?

Why, here's a spiel about the four easy ways to give Amazon gift cards -- in their very own words!
1) E-mail a personalized gift card for immediate delivery.

2) Print a personalized gift card on your own printer. (Remember to have your credit card handy when you're ready to print).

3) Mail a personalized gift card (shipping is free, of course). Please allow 5-7 business days for delivery.

4) Add a $25, $50, or $100 Gift Card – or a box of them! – to your other purchases in your Amazon.com shopping cart.
C'mon -- you know you want to! Just click on the box below for all of the thrilling gift-card options. Or -- if you're more daring -- bookmark this post so you can return to it late in the evening of the 24th, when you've given up all hope of getting a thoughtful gift, and just want to avoid looking cheap. I'm happy either way.

This Week's Unpleasant Book-Publishing News

It's not that I expect a bunch of layoffs tomorrow -- it's just that I want to be ready if they happen. I hope not to have to update this post half a dozen times, as I did last week, but we'll see.

First up: Macmillan announced today (Tuesday, December 9th) that, like Penguin, all raises are frozen as of the new year for anyone making $50,000 or more. (Does that imply a flurry of end-of-the-year raises to some fair-haired sorts?)

And Wiley reported 2Q earnings Tuesday morning, at 2% above prior year, but I already blogged about that.

Update:
Fingers crossed, but there's nothing so far today (Wednesday).

So let me remind you that Sonny Mehta always wins. No one seems to be sure why; he just does.

Update (Thursday, Dec. 11):
Publishers Weekly reports that Canadian publisher Kids Can Press has eliminated three positions.

Chronicle Books also is having layoffs, "under 5%" of an unspecified current staff level.

Perseus Books Group is freezing raises, stopping hiring, and suspending 401(k) contributions, but not actually (yet?) firing anybody.

New Jersey Must Tip Its Hat to Illinois

I thought we knew from corruption, but none of our governors have actually tried to sell the empty Senate seat of the incoming President. That takes massive balls, and I stand in awe of Gov. Blagojevich today.

The Sun-Times has a PDF of the criminal complaint, which also accuses Blagojevich (whom I'm sure the local tabloids call Blago, and I just might start doing so myself) of attempting to blackmail the Tribune Company into firing people he didn't like via withholding Wrigley Field funds.

(I also had a quick start when I saw his Chief of Staff, John Harris, was also arrested. But then I remembered my high-school buddy, now resident in Chicago, is Jon Harris, and not involved in the local government as far as I know.)

Blago, you got caught, which is never good. But it sounds like you had a hell of a ride. I'm only sorry you were arrested before you managed to sell that Senate seat; this would have been a lot more fun if it had happened five months from now and also besmirched the name of whatever poor schmo was about to pony up.

Wiley 2Q Numbers Surprisingly Strong

Wiley is my employer, so you'll forgive me if I stare much longer and more deeply into their quarterly results than those of other publishers.

But John Wiley & Sons, Inc. released an announcement this morning about second quarter sales and revenue that's somewhat different from the gloomy chain of recent publishing news -- revenue up 2%, adjusted earnings per diluted share up 14%. (As always, I note that I may work for Wiley, but I have no standing to speak for Wiley on this or any other subject.)

Admittedly, the big powerhouse of Wiley is the STMS division, which publishes books and journals for technical and scholarly audiences, but that's a big division, and it seems to be doing very well. (Check out the margins -- revenue of $254 million and direct contribution to profit of $105 million!) There are days when I wish I worked in that end of the company, I'll admit.

But I'm in the P/T division, with all of the trade-focused books, along with a lot of technical books for professionals (architects, restaurant chefs, psychologists, and, of course, my beloved accountants) -- and that's not doing so well, in common with all of US trade publishing. I suspect we're not as bad as some, but we'll have to wait to see numbers from other public companies to be sure.

In any case, the takeaway, for those who don't work for Wiley, is that times are tough and retail sales have slowed, but the sky isn't falling; publishing is big and contains many kingdoms, some of which seem to be entirely untouched. (So far, he added, just to be ominous.)

Monday, December 08, 2008

Japan's Last Hope for Economic Dominance Smashed

Because now all the geeky loners can fuck their computers, so they'll never need to go outside again.

Kotaku has the whole story, with additional pictures.

And, yes, that microscope-looking thing is just for what you're afraid it is.

Movie Log: Forgetting Sarah Marshall

So I'm way behind on movies again, going back to just after the epic family vacation (which I suppose I'm now officially too late to blog about). Let's see if I can run through some quick thoughts on a bunch of them.

First up: Forgetting Sarah Marshall. The Wife and I watched it just about a month ago, and mostly enjoyed it. Jason Siegel -- as Peter, our hero -- seriously overdoes the angsty heartache at losing his vacuous but gorgeous blonde TV-star girlfriend of the title (as played by Kristen Bell). And Russell Brand as Sarah's new boyfriend, the so-laid-back-he's-practically-standing-upside-down Brit rocker Aldous Snow is the best part of the movie -- he doesn't actually steal the scenes, since he's not trying, but he's just there, being more interesting to look at and listen to every second he's on screen.

At this point, I don't much remember the plot, besides that it was a bit dull, predictable, and didn't go much of anywhere. Our hero finds new love and gets over his old love, and his old girlfriend gets her comeuppance for dumping him. There's funny stuff going on, fairly consistently, but it's all just funny stuff, rather than being much of a plot.

And, for a long time, the movie can't quite decide if it thinks Peter's great work -- the puppet Dracula musical -- is a joke or not. It is a joke, and a pretty good one, in the end, but the movie toys for a long time with taking it, and Peter's ambitions for it, seriously.

So, Forgetting Sarah Marshall is just OK, and everyone has already seen it, anyway. But where would North America be without OK movies about sex to see in the summertime?

Splashed by a Meme

So John Klima just "tagged" me with this here meme, and, because I am a good sport, I will play along.

The Rules:
1. Link to the person or persons who tagged you.
2. Post the rules on your blog.
3. Write six random things about yourself.
4. Tag six people at the end of your post and link to them.
5. Let each person know they’ve been tagged and leave a comment on their blog.
6. Let the tagger know when your entry is up.

The Meme:
1. See above.

2. See above, redux.

3. a. I sawed down a Christmas tree with my own hands yesterday, and then (much later) wrestled it into a stand. I thinking fighting a b'ar is on for tomorrow.

b. My office-icle features Lord of the Rings magnets, which still have Secret Diaries sayings in attendant speech bubbles.

c. I've done all of my own laundry, and much of the laundry for the household, for the last several years.

d. My back porch steps badly need replacing.

e. When bored, I often find myself counting ceiling tiles, light fixtures, or other nearby objects.

f. I am the rightful King of Ruritania.

4. I prefer not to force these things -- if you want to pick this up, be my guest, and link or leave a comment.

5. Not applicable.

6. Oh, he'll know...

Reviewing the Mail: Week of 12/6

Last week's mail was light. No, really light, probably as a result of the Thanksgiving holiday before it slowing down the mail stream, though the effect of looming massive layoffs and other similar omens of doom & gloom can't be discounted.

So this usual weekly post will be shorter than usual -- insert potted explanation: I get books in the mail, because I review books, but I can't review everything, so I at least mention everything, hence these posts -- and we'll all be able to get back to work more quickly.

Before I dive into the (three) books I did see last week, I'll mention something else that came in the mail. Orbit US sent over a "concertina" -- a little fan-folded brochure -- of their Spring 2009 list. Things that looked interesting there included Orphan's Triumph by Robert Buettner (reminding me I still need to read #3 in the series), a book called The Dwarves by Markus Heitz, and A. Lee Martinez's Monster. So publishing is going on, despite anything you might have heard.

Coming a little more quickly than that are two different books in the very popular (and ever-expanding) young adult Warriors series by Erin Hunter -- first is Warriors: Power of Three #2: Dark River, a new novel by Hunter about a new generation of talking, battling cats, and second in the current series of six books. (It follows the original six-book Warriors series and the five-book Warriors: The New Prophecy.) Dark River is published by HarperCollins's young-readers group, and will be available in paperback on December 23rd -- just in time to fill some stockings, I expect.

Also in the Warriors universe is a new manga, co-published by Harper with Tokyopop, Warriors: Tigerstar and Sasha, #2: Escape from the Forest. The cover only credits Hunter, but, inside, the book says that it's written by Dan Jolley and has art by Don Hudson. This one will be published January 1st, so it'll have to wait for all those kids and their Christmas money to descend on the bookstores.

And last for this week is Cherie Priest's new novel Fathom, her first hardcover and first novel unrelated to her Eden Moore series. Fathom is a big contemporary supernatural novel, with undertones of horror, and it reminds me that I've been meaning to read Priest for several years now. (Maybe this one!) Tor will publish it tomorrow in hardcover; it should be available pretty much everywhere right now.

Sunday, December 07, 2008

A British Librarian's "Before You Die" List

It's late on a Sunday night, and I haven't posted yet today. So it's time to dive into the archives yet again. This list was running around the Internet back in February of 2008, and somehow it became a topic of conversation on rec.arts.sf.written. Here's what I had to say:
> To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee
I'd put this on the "read before you turn 20" list, with A Separate Peace and all of Vonnegut and Hesse. If you don't read it by then, you
can die without it quite happily.

> The Bible
If the King James Bible was specified, I might agree.

> The Lord of the Rings Trilogy by JRR Tolkien
It's not a trilogy. And, as much as I like it, I'm not sure it's one of the thirty best of all time.

> 1984 by George Orwell
Yes. Absolutely.

Later Note: Of course, in Britain it's Nineteen Eighty-Four, and a librarian should know that.

> A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens
Why? Because it's short, and has been made into many films of varying worth? There are at least five better Dickens books than this.

> Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte
I was forced to read it three times for classes. I've never warmed to it, and I doubt I ever will.

> Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen
I can never remember if I've read it. (Which says something, either about the book or about the culture.)

> All Quiet on the Western Front by E M Remarque
I suppose so. It's another one for the "before 20" list, though.

> His Dark Materials Trilogy by Phillip Pullman
This may be good, but it doesn't belong on such a list.

> Birdsong by Sebastian Faulks
Not a clue.

> The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck
Reasonable.

> The Lord of the Flies by William Golding
Makes sense.

> The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time by Mark Haddon
This is a wonderful novel -- one of the best of the past several decades -- but it's hubris to put anything this new (especially by a writer who hasn't done anything else at that level) on a life-list.

> Tess of the D'urbevilles by Thomas Hardy
The ending seemed to me as if the 20th century, and modernity in general, was faintly dawning, somewhere not too far away -- and if that meant all of these people would have their lives utterly changed, that was fine with me, since the good people were useless and the bad were hideous.

> Winnie the Pooh by AA Milne
I'm a fan, but it doesn't belong here.

> Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte
I've managed to escape it thus far.

> The Wind in the Willows by Kenneth Graham
If they can't even spell the author's last name correctly, why should we believe them? (It's Grahame.") Too lightweight.

> Gone With the Wind by Margaret Mitchell
Oh god no.

> Great Expectations by Charles Dickens
OK, but I'd add Bleak House, too. And if I had only one Dickens, it wouldn't be this.

> The Time Traveller's Wife by Audrey Niffenegger
> The Lovely Bones by Alice Sebold
Someone has too close an eye on the bestseller lists of last Tuesday.

> The Prophet by Khalil Gibran
I'd say it's the opposite -- anyone who has enjoyed The Prophet should not be allowed to die, but be tortured eternally. But that would be excessive.

> David Copperfield by Charles Dickens
Ah, more of the popular Dickens books. Also good.

> The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho
See The Prophet, above.

> The Master and Margarita by Mikhail Bulgakov
Absolutely.

> Life of Pi by Yann Martel
Too new, too minor, too sucky.

> Middlemarch by George Eliot
I don't love it, but it is big and important.

> The Poisonwood Bible by Barbara Kingsolver
Too new.

> A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess
Only if it has the final chapter.

> A Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich by Alexander Solzenhitsyn
Yes

Saturday, December 06, 2008

Quote of the Day

...because it won't wait for its own week:

"If OJ has taught us anything, it's this: In America it's okay to kill people, but don't screw with their memorabilia."
- Brian Alvey, from Twitter

Read in November

This is late, but it mostly functions as an index, and I don't think anyone but me really cares about it. (I keep these up because I like things to be tidy more than out of any sense that they're useful to other people.)

This is the lowest total of the year, since I spent a whole week in Florida with the family without reading a single book (or blogging, or checking e-mail, or doing anything else that's part of my regular life -- it was glorious, and I recommend it highly).

Anyway, what I read last month was...
And that's the month that was. December's totals should be back on schedule, on the first day of January, to get me back to the tidiness I so enjoy.

Friday, December 05, 2008

Manga and Comics, Comics and Manga

(Sing it to the tune of "Silver and Gold.")

Today, my "Manga Friday" column for ComicMix reviewed new books called Yokaiden, Y Square Plus, and Kaze No Hana.

And, a few days ago, ComicMix also posted my review of the Lynda Barry-edited The Best American Comics: 2008.

Life Is So Tough

From a New York Observer story seeking reactions to "Black Wednesday":
Also, alert to agents! Apparently the "powers that be"—presumably at Macmillan—"have been encouraging us to come up with book ideas and seek out authors ourselves, rather than relying on agents."
Boo hoo. The editors I work with almost never get submissions from agents in the first place, and usually are beating the bushes at conferences and other events to find experts who might want to write books on subjects that people need. It happens a lot in my end of publishing.

It's only the trendy, flashy end of publishing that's over-subscribed by wanna-bes and inundated in slush. On the other hand, the money isn't all that great in professional publishing, most of the time.

But the idea that editors should get off their duffs and figure out what kind of books they should be acquiring -- and then going out to get books like that -- is so obvious and basic that I'm shocked that people have to be told to do it. (Though editors generally are quiet and reactive folks -- I know; I was one for sixteen years -- who prefer to sit in their offices and see what comes in the mail.)

More Auto Industry Cartooning

Here at Antick Musings, we're keeping a beady eye on the shenanigans of the nation's editorial cartoonists -- and, in particular, at how many of them seem to be blaming UAW retirees for the financial woes of the Big Three automakers.

Today sees another shining example of the genre, from Gary Varvel of the Indianapolis Star. Note how the retiree is double labeled, and is not just crotchety -- look at the line of his jaw! -- but actively lambasting the poor l'il CEOs in the front seat with his solid hickory cane. Clearly, if only the suits could jettison their contractual obligations towards the old and feeble, they would be able to build cars that people want to buy and walk smartly into the sunrise of a better tomorrow.

It's so sad that union workers can keep US carmakers from making cars that anyone wants, and puzzling that the rest of the world has no similar issues with their unionized workers.

A Question for Publishing People

Does this description -- from Bob Miller, as quoted in the New Yorker's "Book Bench" blog -- sound like "middle" to you?
No, the problems in the business are actually not at the highest and lowest ends of the risk spectrum; the biggest books are regularly the most profitable, and the smallest ones have significant upside. The problem is with everything in between: the books which publishers spend between a hundred thousand and a million dollars to acquire, followed by hundreds of thousands of dollars in marketing and distribution. This is the dangerous middle, the place where substantial bets are made on books with lots of potential but no guarantees.
'Cause, to me, anything you spend more than $100,000 on had better be a lead title. Maybe that's just my limited, genre-warped perspective...

Quote of the Week

"There's a hole in the world like a great black pit
And it's filled with people who are filled with shit
And the vermin of the world inhabit it.
But not for long...

They all deserve to die."
- Stephen Sondheim, "Epiphany," Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

Thursday, December 04, 2008

Crazy Traffic Once Again

And now my "A Merry Christmas for Book Publishing" post has gotten an insane number of hits, giving me another massive traffic spike today.

This one, though, I definitely would have preferred to do without.

The good news is that today didn't seem to add much to the list of layoffs (unless the various bits of HMH were today -- I think they were Wednesday as well, and the news is just slow getting out).

But the other big day for layoffs these days is Friday, so good luck to everybody tomorrow. I'd really rather not have to update that post again.

iTunes Question Meme

Which I picked up from the excellent cartoonist Rene Engstrom (pretend there's an umlaut over that "o") --

1. Put your iTunes (or any other media player you may have) on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

(I've put an equally-randomly chosen alternative in brackets underneath, though, when the first choice is just a non sequitur.)

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
Without a Trace by Soul Asylum

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
El Condor Pasa (If I Could) by Simon & Garfunkel
[Leave My Kitten Alone by Elvis Costello]

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
All Lovers Are Deranged by David Gilmour

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
In the Way by Magnapop

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
I Wish I Could've Been There by Biirdie

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Meetings With Remarkable Men (Show Me the Hero) by Harvey Danger

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
The Dress
by Blonde Redhead
[Fucking Up by Cracker]

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
I'm Free by the Rolling Stones
[How Long Have You Been Stoned by Over the Rhine]

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Counting Sheep by the Judybats
[Please Call Me, Baby by Tom Waits]

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
It'll Be Me (Live) by Richard & Linda Thompson
[No One Mourns the Wicked from the soundtrack to Wicked]

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
The Shadow of the Past from the soundtrack to The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
[Jellypop Perky Jean by Julian Cope]

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Great Beyond by Aimee Mann

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Untitled by Bauhaus
[Cherry Bomb by the Runaways]

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Tryin' by the Eagles

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Long Tall Sally by the Beatles

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Dead or Alive by Oingo Boingo
[The Court of the Crimson King by King Crimson]

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Rainbirds by Tom Waits
[South Carolina by John Linnell]

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
The Incredits from the soundtrack to The Incredibles
[Good Ones by KaiserCartel]

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
The Body Says No by the New Pornographers

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
The Midnight Knock by the Autumns

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Set the Controls for the Heart of the Sun by Pink Floyd

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Halcyon Days by Local H

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Closing Theme by Camper Van Beethoven
[23 Mile Ride by Mojo Nixon & Skid Roper]

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
That's All Lies by Jet

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
(I Wish I'd Killed) John Wayne by Guadalcanal Diary

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
She Bop by Cyndi Lauper

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
In Your Hands by the Mendoza Line
[I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor by the Arctic Monkeys]

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Everything You Did by Steely Dan

And, just because I like playing with widgets, here's an Amazon widget of as many of the "official" songs as were available:

Neil Gaiman Recommends Books on BN.com

BN.com has gotten a whole bunch of famous writer-type people -- Charlaine Harris, Stephen King, Chuck Klosterman, Greogry Maguire, William Gibson, and a dozen or so more -- to each recommend three books.

Gaiman is first, at least for the moment, so he gets the headline (as he got the headline in the e-mail BN.com sent me yesterday).

Here's the BN.com page with all of the picks -- each writer also contributed a sentence or three about why he or she loved each particular book -- to aid you in the "buy a book" campaign this season.

(And I don't even get a kickback from BN.com, unlike some other online bookstore I could mention, but won't. BN.com sold one of my books really really well last week, for no obvious reason I can see, so I'm feeling very kindly towards them right now.)

What are the books? Click over there to find out...

Eisner Award: Call for Entries!

I've never mentioned this in past years, but I'm a judge now, so I'll put on my little judgely hat to say...

OYEZ! OYEZ! The Will Eisner Comic Industry Awards for 2009 are now accepting submissions! Read the press release! See the informative PDF! Submit works that you published or worked on!

The Divorce Calculator!

Since I am compelled to try these things, I had to click when the Freakonomics blog linked to the Divorce Calculator:

People with similar backgrounds who are already divorced:


Whew!

A Merry Christmas for Book Publishing

Random House: Irwyn Applebaum and Steve Rubin are out. (I wonder if Applebaum's brother, Random spokesman Stuart Applebaum, had to put together the announcement?) There are reports of a companywide meeting going on today, where many expect word of larger cuts.

Houghton Mifflin Harcourt: VP/Publisher Becky Saletan resigns after the "freeze" foofaraw.

Houghton Mifflin Harcourt II: Electric Boogaloo: Beloved editor Ann Patty and "a lot" of other HMH folks are fired.

Nelson: CEO Michael Hyatt lets the world know he's just laid off 54 people via Twitter.

Simon & Schuster: S&S Childrens' President Rick Richter is "leaving the company."

Have I missed anything? Harper and Penguin haven't started the bloodletting yet, have they? How about Macmillan?

Update:

S&S II: The Embiggening: 35 job cuts (on top of Richter).

Note that the RH restructuring, HMH cuts, and the S&S cuts all happened today. Anybody else have an all-hands meeting called suddenly?

Update II (4 December, AM):
A New York Times story datelined yesterday adds the following bits of news:

Penguin: there's a salary freeze in place. (More details in a story from The Bookseller -- not that Penguin wasn't famous for low pay to begin with.)

HarperCollins: delay on raises

Random House: no layoffs yet, though they're clearly coming

Macmillan: mentions John Sargent's remarks last month in a company wide meeting that layoffs may be coming

Random House again: a minor point, but it's been reported a couple of places (such as this Observer article) that Carol Schneider has been the public face of the Random restructuring because corporate spokesman Stuart Applebaum "is excising himself [from being the media contact on this issue] because the dissolution of the Bantam Dell division involves the departure of his brother and longtime colleague Irwyn."

Wizards of the Coast: an unspecified number of layoffs, including at least one VP

Devil's Due (a smaller comics publisher) has also laid off two people.

And PW's "The Beat" reports that Tokyopop has laid off seven employees in LA, including one editor.

On the bright side, remember that Hachette (buoyed by Stephenie Meyer, James Patterson, and distribution of The Shack) is giving all of its employees an extra bonus this year and that Wiley is taking over Meredith's drooping (but still filled with well-known, powerful brands) book publishing program.

Any wonder, though, that the business is already calling yesterday "Black Wednesday?"

Update III (noon on Dec. 4):
With additional links, mostly from today's Publishers Lunch.

HarperCollins: all raises deferred until after July 1, 2009, and they're leaving open the question of layoffs.

(Though note that story, from Bloomberg, says that Random is going from five divisions to three -- which is true only if you ignore Random House Books for Young Readers. I believe the smaller "groups" -- like Audio Publishing and Information -- actually report in to one or another of the new "big three," but don't place money on it.)

Publishers Lunch also reported that Bowker has eliminated thirteen jobs in the US, mostly because those jobs have moved to the Netherlands.

I'm only keeping track of book publishing here; there are also big newspaper cuts and at least some magazine jobs being lost as well.

Update IV:
Houghton Mifflin Harcourt: large layoffs in the Orlando office -- rumor is on the order of 200. Possibly other layoffs in other HMH locations, too. PW reports that eight people were laid off from the trade division in NYC; the larger layoffs are part of a bloodbath restructuring of the heavily indebted company's large K-12 operation.

Update V:
Just learned, via this post from Keith R.A. DeCandido, that one of the folks laid off from S&S was editor Marco Palmieri. All best wishes for a short, successful job search to him and the rest of the people suddenly office-less this week.

Wednesday, December 03, 2008

People Who Think They Know Much More Than They Actually Do

If this had been an Onion story --sadly, it's not; it's from the Observer -- the headline would have read something like "Ex-Editorial Assistant Explains All of Publishing: Makes Plans for World Domination from Indian Hedge Fund."

The best part? This quote:
Such observations were above Mr. Wolff’s pay-grade, however, and when he tried to raise them with Hachette’s CEO, David Young, he was not encouraged.
"Not encouraged!" David Young is a better sport than most CEOs if his response to a brand-new entry-level drone trying to tell him how to completely change his business was to "not encourage" that kid. I'd "not encourage" him with the toe of my boot.

And I came to this from a link from the New Yorker's book blog that called Wolff a "Hachette insider." No, dear New Yorker, an ex-editorial assistant who worked at a company for perhaps a year is not "an insider."

Tuesday, December 02, 2008

Todd Allen on Comics Economics

This is the kind of post I love -- I like to do them myself, when I can, and I like them even more when someone else does the work for me.

Todd Allen, writing for Publishers Weekly, has examined the costs and rewards of independent comics publishing, and come up with a sanguine picture. For 99% of us, the numbers will be purely academic -- but they're interesting all the same, and seeing Allen work them out is instructive.

Today's Big Wiley News

As the head of our division announced at Sales Meeting this morning, Wiley has made a deal with Meredith to license their brands into books, and to distribute their existing books, as of March 1st, 2009.

Some publishers whine about the economy and make confusing announcements about "freezes;" some make plans and move forward. I'm thrilled to be working for one of the latter.

Overstatement of the Day

From Persona Non Data, who is generally interesting but much too given to the overly sweeping statement:
Increasingly all of us - not just those of us who have been checking our bank account and buying airline tickets online for years - will be buying