Born a Doofus by Adam Huber

Gag-a-day cartoons are a wonderful and mysterious art, a triumph of style and viewpoint, precise phrasing and engaging drawing, with a clear point of view and a world that can be encapsulated in four panels but expands with four new panels every day for as long as the cartoonist is inspired.

Well, good gag-a-day cartoons are like that. We also have Blondie and Garfield.

Bug Martini, though, is a good gag-a-day cartoon. It's been running for about a dozen years, and its creator, Adam Huber, finally put together a physical-book collection of the strip this past year, gathering the first year of strips under the title Born a Doofus.

So this book starts with the first strip (October 19, 2009) and runs through the strip for October 18, 2010. It also includes, in the back, about a dozen sketchbook pages about the pre-history of his "bug" main character, but the real draw is the comics themselves, which were funny and smart right from the beginning. (Huber's art has evolved a bit - his bugs were chunkier, with smaller eyes, at the very beginning - but his writing was basically fully-formed from strip one. He may have gotten slightly denser with jokes as he went on, but that's about it: this was really funny from launch.) I was chuckling all the way through Born a Doofus, and only avoided trying to read out a dozen or so random strips to The Wife out of my finely-honed sense that reading the words from a comic are not the preferred experience...especially to a woman trying to make dinner for her family.

But, Andy, you say. You're linking to those strips, which are still available online. Why would I buy a book when I can just read straight through the archives, and hit another ten years of strips after that?

Aha! There is a fatal flaw in your plan: you can't buy this book. It's not available to you. It was funded by a Kickstarter, and you are too late. So it's not a case of "should I get this book," but instead a case of "you missed out on this awesome book, so sad for you."

So I am not recommending this book to you. I am gloating that I just read it, that it is wonderful, and that you cannot have it. Oh, maybe Huber will deign to open sales of Born a Doofus in the future - check out his webstore, and live in hope - but, for right now, I have it and you do not.

(Or maybe I'm joking, and I do hope you can buy this someday, and Bug Martini will become an empire to rival Paws, Inc. Maybe.)

So that is Born a Doofus. It is funny, and I hope the stress of making it didn't turn Huber off making further books, since he could do at least half-a-dozen more out of his archives. And maybe, just maybe, if you're really good and the world is better than it usually is, you will be able to get a copy yourself someday. But, for now: you missed it.