Those Whom The Gods Wish To Destroy...

This has not been my summer, and, to add insult to injury, my glasses broke this morning. Luckily, I'm in the middle of getting a new pair anyway, but damn! some supernatural entity seems to have it in for me this year.

So if there's anyone out there with pull in those areas, or a spare goat to be sacrificed to Poseidon, any help would be appreciated.