I got my monthly e-mail from Amazon, to say that I made a little money as an "Associate," but not enough for them to actually give it to me. (Such is life, eh? I don't think anyone is getting rich off being an Amazon Associate, but I'd probably link there for context even if I wasn't getting a little bitty cut.)
Since data fascinates me, I took a closer look at the things that people have bought through
Antick Musings since I signed up with Amazon about a year ago. (In case anyone is wondering, it doesn't tell me who bought what -- just what was purchased.)
There are forty-nine books, ranging from things I recommended
(Extraordinary Circumstances

by Cynthia Cooper) to things I suggested avoiding
(The Contemporary Dictionary of Sexual Euphemisms
) to books I haven't thought of in years (
Ben and Me
), and then some. You folks, collectively, have eclectic tastes, and I appreciate that in a readership.
Someone bought a
Zune armband, several other people bought various bits of small electronics -- which included some really fancy, expensive printing paper, as well -- and one person bought Apple's OS 10.5.
There was only one Kindle e-book, despite the hype -- it was the
Dann/
Dozois Wizards
anthology.
There were four bits of music sold -- one MP3 download of "
Linus And Lucy
" to a person of obviously impeccable taste, and three
CDs, including
The Very Best of Supertramp
. There was one
HeroScape
game sold. And someone bought a 1959 movie called
The Quest for King Solomon's Mines
on VHS...but then sent it back.
Three "Dr. Who" episodes from 1984 -- the three parts of
The Caves of Androzani
-- were downloaded, presumably by the same person. Truly, you people like what you like, and there's no shifting you.
And the most unlikely item is the
Tantus Flirt Dildo
-- "dildo" here being a euphemism, actually. I do want to encourage more of that -- when you're shopping for brightly-colored sex toys or other deeply personal items, I want you to go to some blog you enjoy, click on the Amazon link, and add a blush to that
blogger's reports next month. It doesn't have to be
me, but
surprise someone and make Amazon reports a little less boring than they have been previously.
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