If You Must Talk Like a Pirate in Public, Today Is the Day

Yeah, yeah, International Talk Like a Pirate Day has come around again, even though we were all tired of it at least five years ago.

See my dismissive comments from 2010, 2009, or 2007 for proof.

Aargh, I suppose. Hoist high the whatever, and set sail for a less tedious and fresher Internet meme.