Who We Are

I did this once, somewhere -- I think the Straight Dope Message Board -- but I lost or forgot that. So I am re-creating it here, on Thanksgiving, because why not?

This is who we are:

And what do we want? We want to save:

• Donald Duck, vaudeville, and variety
• Strawberry jam in all the different varieties
• Mrs. Mopp and good old Mother Riley
• The George Cross and all those who were awarded them
• Fu Manchu, Moriarty, and Dracula
• Little shops, china cups, and virginity
• Tudor houses, antique tables, and billiards

This is why: