I wanted to share my tent with a booty-shaking funmaker. Experience had not yet taught me that the booty-shaking funmakers are inevitably Australian.
- Ayun Halliday, No Touch Monkey!, p.44
Saturday, December 24, 2022
Quote of the Week: Life Lessons
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