I've mentioned before that I'm a sucker for fake non-fiction: the
kind of books that barefacedly claim something untrue, and spin that out
at great length, completely straight-faced. It can be a serious history
book like For Want of a Nail, or a puckish natural history guide like Dragons: The Modern Infestation, or an encyclopedic takedown of an entire genre like The Tough Guide to Fantasyland.
Or,
as here, a heavily-illustrated nostalgic guide to the best-known
products of a post-war toymaker that is slightly hampered by the fact of
never actually existing.
Steve Casino and Steve Fink
-- both of them equally toilers in the toy mills and collectors of
brightly-colored plastic crap from their own late-Boomer youths -- have
constructed the story of a company only a little too silly to be real,
and its weird genius of a founder, Ira Gobler, in Gobler Toys: The Fun We Can't Remember.
The toys here are almost
plausible, like a Weeble-esque toy for kids to climb into and drive
around called Gobler's Wobblers. They all look like the detritus of some
slightly quirkier universe, where a pull-toy called Senor Sandwich --
which smells like real salami! -- could have been a smash hit in the
early 60s.
And the quirky head of that company also is
nearly believable, with his penchant for publicity and knack for
creating popular fads -- though his insistence that all of his genius
comes from tugging on his "neck skin" (six inches of excess flesh
hanging below his face) will make all but the most gullible suspect
something is up.
As you might imagine, this was a website
first, and the site is still up -- the book is from 2003, so this was
an Internet 1.0 (or maybe 1.1) play, back when Microsoft was the only
evil overwhelming tech monopoly. The book is different from the site,
and has a lot of material not on the site, though the site does have
some video (which books, sadly, still can't provide). It's an obscure
book, more or less self-published and over a decade old, but worth
searching out for those who like fake history and quirky jokes.
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