Comics Quote of the Week

I missed my usual 8:30 Friday "Quote of the Week," and so, in penance, I'll post several quotes on different themes today:

"But c’mon, if a rich gentleman and his college graduate ward have had a falling out, and you ask the rich gentleman what’s up, and his only response is to open a secret door to a staircase into a cave and tells you to follow him, what’re you gonna think? You’re going to think “this guy’s gonna end up wearing my skin,” that’s what."
- Mike Sterling, from the ever lovin' Progressive Ruin (now newer and shinier than ever)