My New Favorite Amazon Item

It's This Is a Test Product and Nothing Will Be Sent to You. Sadly, it, too has fallen afoul of some corporate infighting, and its buy button is also disabled.

So customers who want a This Is A Test Product must either go to their local Test Product stores -- and we all know that they're few and scattered these days, despite the best efforts of the League of Test Product Stores to rally them -- or chance Amazon's other sellers. As usual, there's a huge discrepancy in price, with new This Is A Test Products going for a mere penny but a collectible This Is A Test Product demanding nearly $10.

I was in the mood to buy some nothing today, and now I can't. Oh, Amazon. Must you take all our buy buttons away?