In Hollywood, men don't have trophy wives anymore, but rather trophy toddlers. The Hollywood Hills are filled with men who have children they stare at but cannot lift. Men so old, their kids will be able to beat them up as soon as they learn to walk. Men in thousand-dollar linen jackets still wearing Crocs (for some reason), picking their kids up at daycare, saying, "Which one is mine again?" They always take the wrong kid home. But there's a service that sorts it out. It's Hollywood.
- Bruce McCulloch, Let's Start a Riot, p.18
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