Last week, inside the sleek SFBC penthouse high above New York City, we had a dilemma: a new omnibus needed a title. It needed to reference a movie, and have the word "witch" (or something similar) in it. So, SFBC Editor-in-Chief Ellen Asher and I swung into action, and spent several days e-mailing each other suggestions.
Sadly, we still don't have a title. But these are the ones we know we're not going to use...
Me:
THE WITCH WHO SHOT LIBERTY VALANCE
IN THE LINE OF HELLFIRE
Ellen: THE WITCH THAT WON THE WEST
IT'S A MAD MAD MAD MAD WITCH
AROUND THE WITCH IN 80 DAYS
Me:
HAVE BROOM -- WILL TRAVEL
ROUTE 666
30 SPELLS OVER TOKYO
Ellen:
THE DEMON VANISHES
THE MALTESE WITCH
BEAT THE WITCH
Me:
THE WITCH ALWAYS RINGS TWICE
THE THIRD WITCH
DARK WITCHERY
Ellen:
Okay, you've stumped me. Dark Witchery?
Me:
Dark Victory (Bette Davis, 1939)
How about:
IN A WITCHY PLACE
WITCHES WITH DIRTY FACES
THE WITCH WHO KNEW TOO MUCH
Ellen: THE LITTLE WITCHES
ALL ABOUT THE WITCH
WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO BABY WITCH?
Me:
THE BEST WITCHES OF OUR LIVES
THE WITCH ON THE RIVER KWAI
THE NAKED AND THE WITCH
Ellen:
THE MALTESE WITCH
WITCHES COURAGEOUS
THE THIN WITCH
Me:
WITCH CASSIDY AND THE SUNDANCE KID
TRUE WITCH
THE WITCH BUNCH
3 comments:
OK, this sort of thing is far too much fun for me not to comment on and add a few goofy titles of my own to the, ah, pot. Hope you don't mind.
I get to feel creepy too, since I'm someone you have no idea who is, but who follows your blog. Yay. RASFW lurker y'see.
Cauldrons & Cigarettes
All Quiet on the Walpurgisnacht
Once Upon a Time on the Brocken
Lone Witch and Broom
Something Wiccan This Way Comes
Err, yes, I'd better stop. Witches With Dirty Faces is my favorite. I suspect you could get a great cover for The Third Witch though.
The Witch Stays in the Picture
Burn Her
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