Two Unrelated Things

1) The Onion's print edition for this week (I can't find the story on their website) has an unexpectedly heartbreaking fake story: "Daddy Put in Bye-Bye Box." (It's on page 3, if you live in one of the five cities that get a print Onion.)

Update: It's on the site now.

2) There are still times, like this morning, when I'm reading a SF novel and really enjoying it, and I shift into thinking about how I'll write the descriptive copy for it for the club. Then I remember that I don't do that anymore.