Quote of the Week

"Driving around in a little bitty car is like being one of those sensitive girls who writes poetry. Life is just too much to bear. You end up staying at home in your bedroom and thinking up sonnets that don't get published until you die, which will be real soon if you keep driving around in little bitty cars like that."
- P.J. O'Rourke, "How to Drive Fast on Drugs While Getting Your Wing-Wang Squeezed and Not Spill Your Drink," in Driving Like Crazy, p.5