Somewhere in the male psyche is a little voice that tells them that if they see a female online, they obviously want to see their penis."Their penis"? Please, stop the madness. And "they obviously want to see their"? Shoot me now.
Let me fix that for you:
Somewhere in a man's psyche is a little voice that tells him that if he sees a female online, she obviously wants to see his penis.See? Singular. Clear. Precise.
(Yes, I know it's futile -- see how I even put that word in the title? -- but I will always insist on retaining the right to complain.)
On the other hand, the comic is funny...and sadly true.