A Serial Toilet-Seat-Gluer At Large!

Ron Trzepacz of Denver, as if being burdened by that name wasn't enough, recently sued Home Depot because he claimed he had been glued to a toilet seat in one of their stores. This, if true, would be very, very funny.

Well, it turns out that this isn't the first time that he's claimed to have been glued by persons unknown to a public toilet seat in the Denver area. (By the way, "Public Toilet Seat" would make a great band name.) Here are all of the sordid details. I know I'm not going to be doing any "number two" in Denver any time soon...