John Klima has declined to do every single stupid meme I do -- and who can blame him? -- but he does say that he and I "look like starting linemen for SF's pro football team." (I can't fault that, either.)
So, who else would be on the SF pro football team? Do we have a good running back? Does anyone have the arm for quarterback? Anyone know how to punt? (I'm pretty sure Tom Doherty would be our Bill Parcells.)
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7 comments:
Well, I think Paolo Bacigalupi could be a good RB for us. And we need people like Scott Bakker and William Gibson for receivers because they're so damn tall.
I like Jeremy Lassen as fullback and Jason Williams as QB until I see someone with an actual arm.
And of course we have to include Minz, but I think he's on the line with us. Jeff Ford can be a defensive tackle...hmm, I'm having too much fun with this.
John Klima
i was going to suggest the night shades, but klima beat me to it.
Hey, I want to rethink my position. I'm decently fast for a big guy, and I grew up in Jersey in the '80s, so my dream is to be a linebacker!
(And how's Chris Roberson's speed? He has the look of a running back to me.)
I'm a pretty decent linebacker. If a bit short for the position.
JeffV
Isn't John Barnes a body-builder?
GRRM really ought to coach though...
How about Josh Palmatier-as I recall he's pretty tall..
nadine
Jim Baen would have been the coach who lets everyone run around on their own instead of drawing up any plays.
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