Please Slap Me If I Am In Imminent Danger of Turning into Dave Sim, But...

I really, really cannot stand the line of argument that goes "you cannot possibly care about this sufficiently, since you are not screaming with anger and outrage as I am. My position is thus more important than yours, because I care more deeply."

Such people need to be given whatever chemical treatment is necessary to allow them to view life dispassionately again.

And this isn't about Imus, honestly...