[FX: Sound of Crickets]

I haven't posted today, and I'm not planning to post, since it's my birthday. (This is not a post.)

Tonight, I'll either be watching Thing 2 play baseball, or going out to dinner with my family (c'mon, rain!). Afterwards, I'll probably watch a movie with the wife and then -- and this is the important bit -- not blog.

So I'll be back tomorrow. Maybe I'll write something about Pyongyang, or the second Middleman collection. Not today, though.