Quote of the Week: Things You Can't Have

"[M]y father never really spoke about the things he couldn't have, he found it pointless. I understand, I'm the same way. I never go window-shopping, unless it's for windows. Strip clubs don't appeal to me for the same reason. If I was inclined to seek the company of a bunch of angry drunk women who hated me, wanted all my money, and were determined to tease me but not have sex with me, I would just open a bar in Edinburgh."
- Craig Ferguson, American on Purpose, p.44