Six-Word Lives

Aparrently, there's a thing going on about people writing their lives in exactly six words. (Pedigree: Hemingway's famous "For sale: baby shoes. Never worn." via the new book Not Quite What I Was Planning, with a side stop at this PW humor piece.)

Since I'm sure everyone is going to be doing it in six hours or so, I figured I'd beat the rush.

Six: too many, or few? Feh.