Fireworks Poll

A minor point of clarification: I'm not asking Americans to identify themselves as Red or Blue, but their communities, since I suspect, e.g. Alabama is more likely to have flag-waving in any random civic context than e.g. Vermont. Given that I'm from New Jersey, which is both quite Blue and full of patriotic music during our fireworks, this may not turn out to be the case.

Update: This fancy poll isn't working properly; the "vote now" button leads to the homepage of the poll service. (I guess you get what you pay for with free web apps.) I will tinker with it as much as my (very minor) coding skills allow, but this link goes directly to a page where the poll can actually be taken.

Are the fireworks displays you see typically nationistic in theme?

• I'm an American (God-fearing Red State division) and I say Yes.
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  I'm an American (God-fearing Red State division) and I say No.


• I'm an American (tree-hugging Blue State division) and I say Yes.


• I'm an American (tree-hugging Blue State division) and I say No.


• I'm a Canadian (insert your own characterization in comments) and I say Yes.


• I'm a Canadian (insert your own characterization in comments) and I say No.


• I'm British and I say Yes.


• I'm British and I say No.


• I'm from somewhere else in Europe and I say Yes.


• I'm from somewhere else in Europe and I say No.


• I'm Australian and I say Yes.


• I'm Australian and I say No.


• I'm from somewhere you neglected to mention, you fascist enthnocentrist you, and I say Yes.


• I'm from somewhere you neglected to mention, you fascist enthnocentrist you, and I say No.


• I wish to object to this poll on technical grounds, which I will enumerate in tedious detail below in comments.


• I am not satisfied with any of the above answers.


• I just like making trouble.

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