Making Fun of Fantasy Novels, Part One

Jacqueline Carey's upcoming novel is entitled Kushiel's Scion. It's a perfectly reasonable fantasy title, which makes buckets of sense in context. But it inevitably makes me think of this.

So I thought I'd help out Ms. Carey (not that she needs my help, but I'm feeling magnanimous today) and come up with some possible titles for the rest of her current series:

Kushiel's Expedition
Kushiel's Viper
Kushiel's Dynasty

and, given the amount of sex in these books, there must be a Kushiel's Hummer eventually...