It's a Floor Wax and a Dessert Topping!

I know we're entering a new age of conglomerates, with clumps of unrelated business that rival the old Gulf + Western, but this is just too bizarre for words:

Target (the discount, but relatively stylish, retailer) has one of the most advanced crime labs in the country.

My wife already thinks that they're the perfect store, so I probably shouldn't tell her about this.