Cognitive Dissonance

If you're in the market for a "how did my life get this way" moment, I greatly recommend:

• singing along to "Blitzrieg Bop"
  
• in a minivan
  
• on the way to a supermarket
  
• to buy supplies so your wife can finish off decorating a SpongeBob cake
  
• for a Cub Scout function this afternoon.

Being in the middle of reading Acme Novelty Library #16 is optional but recommended.