More iTunes Wankery

I have been struck in the head by another meme, and this is it:

Total number of tracks: 14,262

Sort by song title:

• First Song: "? (Modern Industry)" by Fishbone (Fishbone 101)
• Last Song: "[japanese characters] (Acoustic Version) (Kaze ni Naru)" by Ayano Tsuji (Koi Suru Megane)
  

Sort by time:

• Shortest Song: "Kangaroo -- SFX" by Carl Stalling & the Warner Brothers Orchestra -- 3 seconds
• Longest Song: "Pelleas und Melisande" by Arnold Schoenberg and/or Pierre Boulez directing the Chicago Symphony Orchestra -- 40 minutes, 20 seconds

Sort by album:

• First Song: "Don't Go in the Basement" by Oingo Boingo (listed as (outtake))
• Last Song: "Mighty Quinn (Quinn the Eskimo)" by Manfred Mann (no album listed)
• Last Song That Actually Has an Album: "[japanese characters] (Tayorinai bokurano hateshinai ashita)" by Ayano Tsuji (Koi Suru Megane)

Top 10 Most Played Songs:

1. "Don't Drop the Baby" by the Judybats -- 35 times
2. "Pictures of Matchstick Men" by Camper Van Beethoven -- 32 times
3. "(What's So Funny 'Bout) Peace, Love And Understanding" by Elvis Costello and the Attractions -- 31 times
4. "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)" by U2 -- 31 times
5. "Better Things" by Fountains of Wayne -- 30 times
6. "Little Red Light" by Fountains of Wayne -- 30 times
7. "Spider Man" by Ramones -- 30 times
8. "Why Does The Sun Shine? (The Sun Is A Mass of Incandescent Gas) (live)" by They Might Be Giants -- 30 times
9. "The Spine Surfs Alone" by They Might Be Giants -- 29 times
10. "I Will Follow" by U2 -- 29 times
11. "Don't Let Me Down, Gently" by The Wonder Stuff -- 29 times

Search:

• "sex" -- 42 songs
• "love" -- 592 songs
• "you" -- 1226 songs
• "death" -- 78 songs
• "hate" -- 35 songs
• "wish" -- 38 songs
• "monkey" -- 35 songs