Another Excuse for Me To Say "Widget" A Few Times

Amazon has woken up after their long post-Christmas nap, yawning and stretching and scratching their collective belly. The warehouse, frankly, is a shambles, full of wrapping-paper ends, little bits of saved tape on every exposed surface, and half-packed boxes. Sure, inventory is down after the great holiday rush, but there's still masses of returned products that work perfectly well, if they can just figure out a way to sell them.

"Man," thinks Amazon to itself, "I've got to make a widget to move some of this stuff."

And so it did, and that widget, through the magic of the Internet, will appear immediately below:

Who knows what wonders will appear in the wondrous widget? Not I....