Twelve Days of Commerce # 6: Rays of Blu

I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, "Hornswoggler, I want one of them fancy Blu-Ray players, so I can see the explosions in Hancock real sharp and close-up. But the durn things are just so expensive!"

But I say, "Amazon has a great selection of cheapo players. Hell, they're all even from manufacturers you've heard of! And all of them under $200! Buy one for every room in your house! Buy one for the dog! Buy two for the dog!"

And then the men in white coats come and take me away to the special house, where I can wear the coat that lets me hug myself all the time. But I'm happy.
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Listening to: Bodies of Water - Everybody Hurts
via FoxyTunes