Look! Amazon is holding up a single, bright penny. See it sparkle in the light! How bright it is, and how small! The smallest denomination of American money -- it's practically worthless! And then Amazon murmurs low, "What would you say if I told you that you can buy a fancy smartphone for one little penny, like this one in my hand?"
Enthralled by the glimmer, you don't even notice the deadly Required Service Plan creeping up on you...until it's too late.
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Listening to: The Dollyrots - Kick Me To The Curb
via FoxyTunes
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