Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Twelve Days of Commerce # 13: In Which We Resort to Stereotypes

Amazon, in the best mid-90s-stand-up-comedy standard, endeavors to make a joke about women and their shoes. Why do they have so many pairs, huh? And they're so expensive, too!

The audience sits, sipping overpriced and watered-down mixed drinks, stony-faced. Watches are glanced at openly. Blackberries and cheaper phones begin to light up the gloom.

Amazon's lower lip trembles, on the verge of an Imelda Marcos reference that will be no good for anyone.

Please help stamp out the horrors of bad comedy. Buy shoes online today.

Listening to: The Deathray Davies - It's Hard To Run Uphill On Stilts
via FoxyTunes

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